Your Autistic Life FR/EN/ES"I understand you're proud of your dogs, but you did not have to make all your dating pics feature only your dogs, and nothing else, not even you."
For the love of everything sacred, when you put up your dating profile pics, make sure you don't look like you're smelling a fart in *all* of them.
Ask a friend if needed.
"Maybe they did ask a friend, and that friend turned out to be an enemy. Have you ever thought about that???"
No. 😭
#dating #OnlineDating #DatingPictures #SmellTheFartDating #farts
Please don't hold a cat looking at you like it is the first time he sees a human ever in your dating pics.
Thank you.
Seen in a dating profile:
A guy standing next to a formally dressed headless woman.
It looks like this guy had the bright idea to use the eraser tool rather than slap an emoji on the woman's face.
Pro tip: when you upload your dating profile pictures, do use the preview feature of the app.
Otherwise, if you have a nose ring, you might look like you need to wipe your nose when your picture is reduced to a thumbnail. You know... because the nose ring looks like snot in the thumbnail.
😬
PSA: If you do the Nazi salute in a dating profile pic, I'm not going to assume it is a joke. I'm going to assume it is real and pass on you. I really don't care what you claim to be.
Yep, this just happened. This person presented as queer. 
Seen in a dating picture:
3 folks. One of them with a face, the other two with the face covered by a blue tint that looks like the water in the background.
End result: the 2 folks look like they just don't *have* a face.
Please don't put in your dating profile pictures that contain people whose face looks like it is missing.
Thank you,
The Administration
"Didn't you see my dating pictures?"
"Yes, but... I thought it was photoshopped."
"Well, what you saw is what you get. My head was a giant Snapchat QR code there. So you get a giant Snapchat QR code for a head in real life too."
" 😬 "
"I take it by your expression that you don't date Snapchat QR code heads."
"I prefer to date smiley emoji heads like myself. 
"
[#OkCupid workers talking about me.]
"Good god! This enby has blocked everybody in a 50-mile radius."
"Shit! There's no candidate to put in their Cupid's Picks."
"Wait a second! A new profile!"
"Ew... the profile pics are awful, and there's no profile text to speak of."
"Well, we have to fill Cupid's Picks with *something*."
"I think my dead uncle Bob would be a better pick."
"We have to make do with what we have."
"Alright."
[Me: opens app, screams in horror.] 😱
Scammer much?
The fact that the profile picture appeared three times was already a dead giveaway, but I also did a reverse image search and found this person on hot.com.
