Your Autistic Life FR/EN/ESPlease don't hold a cat looking at you like it is the first time he sees a human ever in your dating pics.
Thank you.
Seen in a dating profile:
A guy standing next to a formally dressed headless woman.
It looks like this guy had the bright idea to use the eraser tool rather than slap an emoji on the woman's face.
Pro tip: when you upload your dating profile pictures, do use the preview feature of the app.
Otherwise, if you have a nose ring, you might look like you need to wipe your nose when your picture is reduced to a thumbnail. You know... because the nose ring looks like snot in the thumbnail.
😬
PSA: If you do the Nazi salute in a dating profile pic, I'm not going to assume it is a joke. I'm going to assume it is real and pass on you. I really don't care what you claim to be.
Yep, this just happened. This person presented as queer. 
Seen in a dating picture:
3 folks. One of them with a face, the other two with the face covered by a blue tint that looks like the water in the background.
End result: the 2 folks look like they just don't *have* a face.
Please don't put in your dating profile pictures that contain people whose face looks like it is missing.
Thank you,
The Administration
"Didn't you see my dating pictures?"
"Yes, but... I thought it was photoshopped."
"Well, what you saw is what you get. My head was a giant Snapchat QR code there. So you get a giant Snapchat QR code for a head in real life too."
" 😬 "
"I take it by your expression that you don't date Snapchat QR code heads."
"I prefer to date smiley emoji heads like myself. 
"
[#OkCupid workers talking about me.]
"Good god! This enby has blocked everybody in a 50-mile radius."
"Shit! There's no candidate to put in their Cupid's Picks."
"Wait a second! A new profile!"
"Ew... the profile pics are awful, and there's no profile text to speak of."
"Well, we have to fill Cupid's Picks with *something*."
"I think my dead uncle Bob would be a better pick."
"We have to make do with what we have."
"Alright."
[Me: opens app, screams in horror.] 😱
Scammer much?
The fact that the profile picture appeared three times was already a dead giveaway, but I also did a reverse image search and found this person on hot.com.
Oh, er... yes. I did run into a cockroach today (i.e. a #scammer) on #Feeld.
What tipped me off?
The one picture that appeared to be professionally taken... you know... by a professional photographer.
That and the regurgitation in the profile text waxing poetic about BDSM.
I'm going to post a link to the original picture as a reply to this post. The picture that was used in the profile was cropped, but it was indeed the picture that I found with a reverse image search.
I saw a couple with blurred faces on #Feeld, and I immediately thought of this skit.
