Seen in a dating profile:

A guy standing next to a formally dressed headless woman.

 

It looks like this guy had the bright idea to use the eraser tool rather than slap an emoji on the woman's face.

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Seen in a dating profile:

"This year I'm prioritizing pleasure and fun..."

 

By opposition to all the other years during which you were prioritizing pain and drudgery?

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Seen in a dating profile:

"I don't date [long ass list of people she does not date]"

 Given the length constraints of the profile, it might have been faster to list those folks you *do* date.

 

#dating #DatingProfile

Seen in the dating profile of a cishet bi-curious man:

"I"m bi-curious, so I'm looking for men and trans women."

 The only thing missing is a "herpderp" at the end.

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Seen in a dating profile:

"You really live only once."

 

And yet, you wasted your one life on being straight. 😏

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Seen in a dating profile:

"No WEIRODS!"

 Weirods??? Methinks, you're the weirdo.

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Seen in many dating profiles:

"I just want to see what's out there."

 

Wow! You make such a compelling argument as to why I should be interested in you. Be careful! Out there be dragons and orcs! 😱

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Seen in a dating profile:

"Looking for a part-time sub."

 

"So you're a part-time sub, eh? 😏 "

"Yes, and when I'm not a sub, I'm a wolf."

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