Whiskey Jack1d ago

AI Darwin Awards. Yes please 😊

https://aidarwinawards.org

#ai #darwinawards

AI Darwin Awards 2025 - Celebrating Spectacularly Bad AI Decisions

Honouring those who use artificial intelligence in spectacularly reckless ways. Submit nominations for the most catastrophically ill-advised AI deployments of 2025.

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Planetary Ecologist5d ago

Darwin Awards (Evolution 🧬)

The Darwin Awards are a rhetorical tongue-in-cheek honor that originated in Usenet newsgroup discussions around 1985. They recognize individuals who have supposedly contributed to human evolution by selecting themselves out of the gene pool by dying or becoming sterilized by their own actions. The project became ...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_Awards

#DarwinAwards #Evolution #Incompetence #AmericanBlackComedy #AmericanComedyWebsites #ObscenityControversies

Darwin Awards - Wikipedia

KilleansRow πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ€Aug 19
Groan. It’s the #DarwinAwards people. They want the splainer about not peeing on the third rail or the electric fence. Do you really want to run the novitiate *test for compassion* right now ? Does his holiness not see the humor in a few earned fiery deaths? That redemption in ultimate sacrifice on the alter of #dumbth ? They are working over time ! Is it not cruel to deny such flagrant desires ?
Show threadA. RiveraAug 17

On side note, this may qualify for #DarwinAwards.

From the site: "The Darwin Awards honor those who tip chlorine into our gene pool, by accidentally removing their own DNA from it during the spectacular climax of a 'great idea' gone veddy, veddy wrong."

Well, she certainly removed her offspring.

https://darwinawards.com/

Darwin Awards: Evolutionary Action

Darwin Awards: Vote for the Award Nominees! The Darwin Awards commemorate the (remains of) individuals who contribute to the improvement of our gene pool by removing themselves from it. Enter this portal for stories from the Darwin Awards.

Show threadJohn     Aug 5

And people living on #FloodPlains will, once again, be shocked as their homes get #flooded.

#Prepare now! And #FFS stop driving into flood waters! #DarwinAwards contenders!

#auspol #weather #floods

Show threadearthlingJul 23

@bookstodon

Some examples:
The Darwin Awards Countdown to Extinction by Wendy Northcutt, 2010

Fully illustrated and featuring all-new tales of the marvelously macabre, The Darwin Awards Countdown to Extinction chronicles the astonishing acts of individuals who have taken a swan dive into the shallow end of the gene pool.

#books
#nonfiction
#trivia
#humour
#stupidity
#DarwinAwards

TheJestPressJul 20

Driver Takes Wrong Turn Into Angry Mob, Gets a Dose of Justice

#Satire #LAnews #FloridaManVibes #StayAtHome #DarwinAwards By: TheJestPress.com LOS ANGELES, CA β€” In a tale sure to make insurance agents everywhere reach for their anxiety meds, chaos unfolded downtown when a driver managed the impressive feat of hitting 30 people in one goβ€”a record previously only threatened by errant Mario Kart players. The incident began at noon on Tuesday, when area…

http://thejestpress.com/2025/07/19/driver-takes-wrong-turn-into-angry-mob-gets-a-dose-of-justice/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social

Driver Takes Wrong Turn Into Angry Mob, Gets a Dose of Justice

#Satire #LAnews #FloridaManVibes #StayAtHome #DarwinAwards By: TheJestPress.com LOS ANGELES, CA β€” In a tale sure to make insurance agents everywhere reach for their anxiety meds, chaos unfolded dow…

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Show threadDroppie [infosec] 🐨    β€‹Jul 8
@dgar For the first time ever, i hereby nominate an entire country failed state as the winner of this year's annual #DarwinAwards .
Never ForgetJul 6

Happy "Fuck That Gator" Day to all who celebrate! On this date in 2015, Tommie Woodward was at a marina in Orange, Texas when he decided to go for a swim. Warned that there was 11 foot aligator under the pier, he said, "Fuck that gator" and jumped in. He was immediately killed by the same alligator. #darwinAwards

www.barstoolsports.com/blog/316645/texas-dude-says-fuck-that-alligator-jumps-into-river-instantly-eaten-by-alligator

Never ForgetJul 6

Happy "Fuck That Gator" Day to all who celebrate! On this date in 2015, Tommie Woodward was at a marina in Orange, Texas when he decided to go for a swim. Warned that there was 11 foot aligator under the pier, he said, "Fuck that gator" and jumped in. He was immediately killed by the same alligator. #darwinAwards

www.barstoolsports.com/blog/316645/texas-dude-says-fuck-that-alligator-jumps-into-river-instantly-eaten-by-alligator