NicWhy does Where's Wally always wear stripes?
Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
Dad Joke BotWhat’s E.T. short for? He’s only got little legs. #dadjoke
ghost_shitA man is washing the car with his son. The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?" #dadjoke
Henry@_thegeoff If you'd managed to use Eruca Sativa for the experiment, then you could tell the students they're doing 'Rocket Science'.
Jason PolandWater Bear' is a cute nickname for me, Son, but have you considered the adorable magnitude of 'Moss Piglet?
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#webcomicartist #vamps #funnycomic #dadjoke #wholesomememes
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#webcomicartist #vamps #funnycomic #dadjoke #wholesomememes
I burned 2000 calories today, I left my food in the oven for too long. #dadjoke
bjb 
JayBee-partment? Bee-complex? I’ll see myself out.
#bees #dadjoke #monochrome #blackandwhite #shakerlakesnaturecenter
#bees #dadjoke #monochrome #blackandwhite #shakerlakesnaturecenter
Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies. #dadjoke