I'd like to stay out late so snooze the pumpkin, Son.
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Quality time is an excellent extracurricular activity, Son.
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HUGE thanks to Kax̱dig̱oowu Héen Elementary in Juneau Alaska for drawing this comic with me! I had a marvelous time visiting your library and can't wait to see what amazing cartoonists you become!
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Son, did we have better excuses when we could say we had to return some videotapes?
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Our nation’s farmers work very hard to grow this High Fructose Corn Syrup you better give thanks, Son.
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There’s soft serve ice cream at the end, Son, but only for members of the Clean Plate Club.
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Doodles are baby masterpieces, Son.
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Now let's talk about your underwear drawer, Son.
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No need to compromise, son.
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Give my feet a pull, Son... Oops! There go my dang boots.
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