No, I haven't seen the cursed amulet.
Don't get mad at me, I didn't lose it.
Maybe losing it is the curse?
...Don't make that face.
Fine! Go then!
FINE!
Oh yeah, I'll -definitely- call you if I see it.
That's because-
THAT'S BECAUSE I WAS BEING SARCASTIC
It's always just one thing after another with you! Yes, it is! Well, where is my bottle opener with a smiling cactus on it? Uh huh. Yeah I'm bringing it up again, because it's still missing! Maybe cacty and the amulet ran off together and-
...what?
How dare you.
No, I wasn't. I wasn't! No, you didn't "hear" me shrug. Good lord.
You know, we never fought like this before you found that damned thing. No, we didn't. No,
...NO WE DID NOT
Alright, maybe retrace your steps.
......
...........Well retrace your neck, then. I'll retrace mine! It leads directly to these shrugging shoulders. π€·
Check that action! π€· "Hey bro, seen a cursed amulet?" π€·π€·
Sorry, I think I just need to eat. Hey, did you check the junk drawer? It's right behind you. Yeah, that one.
....π€·π€·π€·
No luck huh?
So what does it do? Yeah... I get it, it's cursed, but what does it do?
No, it's fine, I don't expect you to have all the answers. I'm sorry. I'm just trying to understand, you know?
Like... Why I should care
No, I haven't seen the cursed amulet.
Don't get mad at me, I didn't lose it.
Maybe losing it is the curse?
...Don't make that face.
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