No, I haven't seen the cursed amulet.

Don't get mad at me, I didn't lose it.

Maybe losing it is the curse?

...Don't make that face.

#cursedamulet

So what does it do? Yeah... I get it, it's cursed, but what does it do?

No, it's fine, I don't expect you to have all the answers. I'm sorry. I'm just trying to understand, you know?

Like... Why I should care

#cursedamulet

Alright, maybe retrace your steps.

......

...........Well retrace your neck, then. I'll retrace mine! It leads directly to these shrugging shoulders. 🤷

Check that action! 🤷 "Hey bro, seen a cursed amulet?" 🤷🤷

Sorry, I think I just need to eat. Hey, did you check the junk drawer? It's right behind you. Yeah, that one.

....🤷🤷🤷

No luck huh?

#cursedamulet

No, I wasn't. I wasn't! No, you didn't "hear" me shrug. Good lord.

You know, we never fought like this before you found that damned thing. No, we didn't. No,

...NO WE DID NOT

#cursedamulet

It's always just one thing after another with you! Yes, it is! Well, where is my bottle opener with a smiling cactus on it? Uh huh. Yeah I'm bringing it up again, because it's still missing! Maybe cacty and the amulet ran off together and-

...what?

How dare you.

#cursedamulet

Fine! Go then!

FINE!

Oh yeah, I'll -definitely- call you if I see it.

That's because-

THAT'S BECAUSE I WAS BEING SARCASTIC

#cursedamulet

😮‍💨

Well... Finally.

....don't worry, precious. I won't let anyone come between us.