Monday. #TheMadCountry has decorated #10DowningStreet like a #flagshaggers' convention. 🤮 Or a roundabout in Bedfordshire.
The door opens. #LarryTheCat runs away. Wise man, #Larry. 👍 👏
Then the 4 most unpopular leaders in Europe emerge: #Macron, #Starmer, #Merz, #Zelensky.
The quartet then botches a #GroupHug like no hug has ever been botched before. The unhuggiest unhug in the history of unhugs. #Cringetastic
These boys nake the case for choosing leaders by #sortition look overwhelming.