Just got a text about a package that was sent to my old address. I assumed #exactscienceslaboratories sounded like a record label. Lmao #cologuard
While significantly less-odious than an actual colonoscopy (especially the preparation for the procedure), collecting a "sample" for a #Cologuard "kit" ain't great, either.

Joys of being 50yo or older. This is my second go-round at this.

Fortunately, no surprises and no messes. Now to get it down to the closest UPS store (looks like they opened a new one 0.1mi from my house).

#PooBox
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The previous Cologuard kit I sent back had "inconclusive" results. I had to wait before sending back a "sample" because they wanted "solid" samples, which is rare since my esophagus surgery, so they got a small sample. May be the same this time. If this one doesn't work, I'll wait until my primary care doctor schedules a colonoscopy. Got the new kit today via UPS. Most "movements" since the surgery aren't "solid". #Cologuard
#Cologuard is after me to get my #colonoscopy done. Terribly sorry, but that’s one thing I’m not going to get to before the big move. I will say that if you’re able to utilize it #Cologuard is the way to go for this procedure. No very nasty prep necessary.

My Cologuard spoof got some spam:

"Very nice info and straight to the point. I am not sure if this is in fact the best place
to ask but do you people have any ideea where to hire some professional writers?
Thx 🙂 [link to site]"

#Cologuard #spoof#BoxOfShit #shit #ColonCancer #CancerSurvivor

https://youtu.be/9POYbe4rv8E

Cologuard Spoof

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#Google: Try new #Gemini #AI features in #gmail!

Me: I'd rather UPS accidentally deliver someone's #Cologuard box to me.

Woke up this morning to some good personal news. My #cologuard test results arrived. Negative. Won’t be bothering with that kind of cancer for a bit. If ever. #psyllium #fiber is the cheapest and best healthcare additive I’ve ever done for myself. It may have even saved my life a little bit. I love when tests come back Negative. #today #health #GoodNews
As near as I can tell, my #EMR is set up to think that colonoscopy is the One True Colorectal Cancer Screen. I just reviewed the #cologuard results for two patients. After I informed the patients of the results, the EMR warned me that they hadn't had CRC screening. And when clicked the "screening completed" button, it tried to set the date for the next screening at 10 years from now. When I manually set that to a closer date, it decided my patients were at high risk. Aaargh!
#Burnout