This week's theme is #ElfOnTheShelf .

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Christmas #Elf #Elves #ChristmasElf #MerryChristmas #Weinacht #CatsOfMastodon #Catstodon #Caturday #CatShaming #PetShaming #ElfOnAShelf #CatMemes

the four stages of "Pearl Insists I Move My Keyboard So She Can Sunbathe Here"

1. polite but firm stretches
2. big yawn
3. rude beeping
4. rub face all over keyboard to assert dominance. summon the console. type a bunch of nonsense. refuse to acknowledge any wrongdoing.

#CatShaming

This monster murdered a bird this week, and was disgustingly pleased with his orange self about it. Zero repentance.

You can build a catio to contain a cat, but you can't guarantee that dumb birds won't fly into it.

You can tell who his favorite is - mine is the second hand (which spooked him) and the other is my wife's.

#goblinthecat #birdmurderer #cats #pets #CatsOfMastodon #catstodon #caturday #scritches #purring #catshaming

POV you are just trying to eat a goddamned chicken sandwich in peace

#Catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #CatShaming