Dear Friends of the Finale Frontier,

As we may know:

1) The Kong of Ye Olde Englishers Empire Strikes was warmly welcomed by the post politics of both party (goers)
2) Sadly no real people (of and for the people) were present
3) Meanwhile in Internet 2 (or is it three) new slop coders are finding ways to pretend they are machine slaves
4) The Homoless and other majority minorities (e.g. #women) are finding #oppression is not going as well as promised (continually)
5) I am managing to stay alive as a full time job. Day to day. Improved diet. Improving energy routine. More #purring.
6) We had a #family grooming session yesterday. My whiskers and hair pruned - which reminds me. Do not feed the cat (you don't have one) and prunes are just plums with concentrated #black goodness...
7) #Calm is a state of mind. If you don't have one. #Agitate.

In other words another day in the Truth Game as played for #Reality. Have a great day everyone. We (not the Matrix) has you.

Yes, even cats have a favorite person. How they choose and how to tell they've picked you.

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/cats-have-favorite-person-ex1

Here is an audio recording of our catten Māui purring happily like a motorboat whilst saying hi to us in bed and making biscuits, as a treat.

Recorded just using the normal phone microphone, using Voice Analyst.

#cat #cats #cattens #CatsOfFedi #CatsOfTheFediverse #CatsOfMastodon #CaturdayEveryday #purring #soothing #familiar #NonHumanAnimalCompanion

Edit: Apologies for the missing audio in first post. The audio file was in m4a and didn't upload. Had to find an Android app to convert it then redo the post.

Edit 2: GAH!!! Redid audio again. Third time's the charm.

Yes, even cats have a favorite person. How they choose and how to tell they've picked you.

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/cats-have-favorite-person

Have you felt the magical kitten love?
Your purring transforms my world each day.
Sleeping with you fills me with deep peace.
I wish our bond keeps growing forever.
Today I’ll pet you more, no distractions.

#kittens #purring #love #puzzle #relaxation #pets #zenvideo #felinejoy #magicalmoment

Good morning, everyone! Say hello to Beacher, the #ADORABLE savannah cat, who can’t help but purr for his close-up! He’s happily listening to the charming sounds of the early morning birds.

#TCWR #TurpentineCreek #GFAS #GlobalFederationAnimalSanctuaries #RescueToRefuge #Sanctuary #BigCat #Cats #refuge #savannah #savannahcat #purring #perfectday #Cureness #cutecat #preciousmoments #morning #goodmorning #morningroutine #morningwalk #morningmotivation #morningvibes #morninginspiration #hello

Another free resource: Stéphane Pigeon's online cat. This cat will NOT sit on your keyboard or attack your printer. It will purr while you work / read / sleep / ...

https://mynoise.net/NoiseMachines/catPurrNoiseGenerator.php

You can fiddle with the frequencies etc until you get the purr you need, or use one of the many presets. Actual recordings of Stéphane's cat Babouche.

(fiddling with actual cats not recommended! Scritchums yes, fiddles no.)

#whiteNoise #actuallyAutistic #purring #CatsOfMastodon #soundscape #joy