Madcap billionaire Ego Husk, owner, CEO (Chief Execrable Officer), and CSA (Chief Shitposting Autocrat) of social media site Twittler, has announced his strategic plan to use chat-bot AI to generate thousands of virtual employees on-demand whom he can fire when he is feeling bored.
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Social media site Twittler announces new verified-user feature: for a small additional monthly fee, users can have a green badge to verify that they are especially addicted to ad-sponsored nonsense.
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EV maker Tesla issues recall notice for more than 360K vehicles, says "Full Self-Driving" software may seriously malfunction in some cases and attempt to run Twitter.
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After being shown statistics that suggest his popularity is in decline, billionaire Ego Husk, CEO (Chief Execrable Officer) and CSA (Chief Shitposting Autocrat) of narcissocial media site Twittler, reportedly became angry and fired several integers from the company's accounting and data analysis departments.
In a surprise twist that explains everything, Twittler CEO (Chief Executive Officer) and BSP (Billionaire Shit Poster) Ego Husk reveals that all his business decisions and messages are generated by Chat GPT.
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Twittler CEO ("Chief Executive Officer"), CSO ("Chief Shitposting Officer"), and CFWRB ("Chief Fiddler While Rome Burns") Ego Husk has reportedly tasked the FSD (Full Self-Driving) A.I. development team from his other company (whatchamacallit... oh yeah, "Tesla") to make all the critical social-media decisions while he plays some game on the screen in front of him.
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As the rising cost of living increases hardship for working people and the likelihood of recession next year grows, billionaire families around the world express concern that the antics of Ego Husk after his purchase of Twittler may be giving filthy rich tax-evading people with crack-brained ideas a bad name.
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Vigils around the world mark the 64th day of billionaire slap-head Ego Husk's purchase of Twittler, turning a not-so-profitable business into a social-media dumpster fire that leaves ex-employees, refugees, and investors wondering just how many billions it might take to build a time machine and send the slap-head back to his room without dinner.
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