๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ Oh, look! Another Kenyan defies human limits by running faster than a cat chasing a laser pointer. BBC's coverage is as thrilling as watching paint dry, focusing more on their menu options than the fact that humans can now teleport. ๐Ÿ™„โœจ
https://www.bbc.com/sport/athletics/articles/cp383n09030o #KenyanRunners #HumanLimits #Teleportation #BBCCoverage #ThrillingNews #HackerNews #ngated
Sabastian Sawe: How Kenyan broke two-hour barrier to make history at London Marathon

Kenya's Sabastian Sawe on becoming the first person to break the two-hour barrier for the marathon.

BBC Sport
๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ”ง US decides it has too much freedom and bans foreign routers, because who needs global tech when you have local paranoia? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Meanwhile, the BBC continues its valiant quest to cover every square inch of the planet with irrelevant subcategories. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ“š
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c74787w149zo #USFreedom #BanForeignRouters #LocalParanoia #BBCCoverage #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated
US bans new foreign-made consumer internet routers

There are almost no major brands of internet routers that are manufactured in the US.

Iran's master plan to "attack" Diego Garcia was about as successful as a screen door on a submarine. ๐ŸŽฏ Missed it by *that* much! Meanwhile, the BBC is busy listing every corner of the globe, as if anyone asked. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ™„
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5yljdgwppzo #Iran #DiegoGarcia #failedplans #BBCcoverage #globalnews #humor #HackerNews #ngated
Foreign secretary denounces 'reckless Iran threats' after missiles fired at Diego Garcia

Iran reportedly fired two ballistic missiles at Indian Ocean base, but neither reached the target.

A treasure hunter finally escapes his cushy jail cell after playing the world's longest game of "finders keepers" with shipwreck gold. ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿค” Clearly, this guy thinks he's a modern-day pirate, complete with an aversion to sharing. ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ BBC covers it with the same enthusiasm as a snail race. ๐ŸŒ
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cg4g7kn99q3o #treasurehunter #modernpirate #shipwreckgold #finderskeepers #BBCcoverage #HackerNews #ngated
Treasure hunter freed from jail after refusing to turn over shipwreck gold

Tommy Thompson spent more than a decade in prison after refusing to disclose the whereabouts of 500 missing gold coins.

Oh wow, the US economy "unexpectedly" lost 92,000 jobs in February? ๐Ÿคฏ Who would've thought that endless economic turmoil would surprise anyone at this point? ๐Ÿ™„ But don't worry, the article comes with an extensive and unnecessary directory of everything the BBC covers globally, just in case you weren't aware they exist. ๐Ÿ“š๐ŸŒŽ
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cjd98091g28o #USJobsFebruary #EconomicTurmoil #BBCCoverage #JobLosses #SurpriseNews #HackerNews #ngated
US economy unexpectedly sheds 92,000 jobs in February

The contraction came as a surprise with payrolls down in nearly every sector.