Chicken Stricken.
CHICKEN STRICKEN.
Why did the chicken cross the road,
And pay no attention to what he was told?
It’s his own silly fault
He’s now squashed in asphalt –
He should have followed the Green Cross Code.
Chicken Stricken.
CHICKEN STRICKEN.
Why did the chicken cross the road,
And pay no attention to what he was told?
It’s his own silly fault
He’s now squashed in asphalt –
He should have followed the Green Cross Code.
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for June 1 is palatable, as in "A friend came into my restaurant, and I was able to find my palatable"
Why shouldn't a capybara just stroll in and make herself at home?
Reads about the Baader-Meinhoff group yesterday, after the Guardian peace about Daniela Klette being arrested.
Starts seeing references to the "Baader-Meinhoff phenomenon" everywhere.
Google's, wondering if this is some new sort of social revolutionary phenomenon.
Oh, irony. You clever bitch.
Watch Weird Al play his banana synthesizer

Backyard's closed. Moose relocator out front shoulda told ya
"At virtually every juncture in this misadventure, these attorneys turned a blind eye to the truth, deliberately failed to exercise diligence, violated their duties of candor to the Court, and then attempted to justify it - without basis"
For when you're nostalgic for CTSS, MVS, VM/370, TOPS-10/20, ITS, Multics, RSX, RSTS, PERQ OSes, SunOS, IRIX, OSF/1, A/UX, NeXTSTEP, CP/M, Apple II, Commodore 8, Atari 8-bit, MSX, TRS-80, BBC Micro, ZX Spectrum, MZ, DOS, OS/2, Windows 1-11 or Palm OS
The Pope quotes Gandalf when discussing AI, which comes after the Franciscan advising the Pope on AI wrote about the founder of Palantir burning in hell for heresy. Even Tolkien is baffled by this shiat

Oh my lo.....he quoted Gandalf in an encyclical on AI that was released shortly after the Franciscan advising him on AI published a lengthy article on the topic of whether the founder of Palantir should be burned as a heretic. This has LAYERS. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
Anybody got an industrial scale lime juicer?
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