I'm getting hungry but I always take a shower before i make breakfast; I want to yo be showered today, I just don't want to get up and shower

If I don't toot for a few days, I probably starve to death, and be smelly, in my chair

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Honestly same Chucky... same...

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I just brewed a hot apple cider pod in my Keurig into an inch of whiskey waiting in the mug. #AdultingAndStuff
Brunch defeated me…I did eat some bread things earlier. I also ate all my greens. #AdultingAndStuff