Nicky🦨✌️Fucking gloomy weather! Planned to get a quick workout in today but the gym is packed. Wtf!? 🤬 #firstworldproblems
Yogi JaegerI am worried about food shortages this coming fall. Thinking about purchasing a large stash of avocados and bananas, just to be sure.
Alien software, human hardwareHelp! I curated my fedi timeline so well, it is now more addictive than any algorithm ever was!
What do?
Please, everyone just post bad, like you're on Twitter for a while, so i can put the damn phone down :D
Rev. caffinepwrd ☕#firstworldproblems I put too much bitters in my old fashion.
Ben HardillRemembering why I prefer LHA to LGW
Damian J.When we pulled up in the car park this morning, Absolute Radio were playing 'Pearl Jam - Daughter'.
I was loathed to turn the radio off when Eddie Vedder was signing, but I needed to catch a train.
Oregon Pacifist 
RasPlex notified me that a new update was available. I went to install the update and now the Pi won’t boot.
F in the chat.
mradcliffe
The coffee maker in my room at the Versey isn’t working well.
Well, it makes really mini-espressos.
So maybe it is working too well
Marty CormackHow come whenever an appliance or utility repair appointment says that the tech will arrive within a two hour window, they always show up in the final minutes of that window? Also, if you invest heavily in home automation, you quickly find out how bad a multiple day Internet service disruption can be. While most of my smart devices came back online after service was restored, I had to unplug and replug every one of my smart outlets.
But I can watch the #mnwild game now.
#FirstWorldProblems
But I can watch the #mnwild game now.
#FirstWorldProblems
Miguel TorrellasBought 2 silly tech trinkets on Monday to have some fun this weekend and today Friday is when shipping started being processed 😒 #firstworldproblems