I want to see a new cooking show: "Autistic Iron Chef", where 3 neurodivergent cooks compete to have the best mis en place for the weekly meal, as judged by organization, cleanliness of area when time is called between prep and cook phases, and efficiency of the cooking process. The final result must be correct, but the points are not on taste and presentation but on process.

Who can make this happen?

#actuallyautistic #cooking

Another anecdote of autistic joy.

This one takes place after the first Addams Family movie came out. Two neurodivergent friends and I (one was autistic, one ADHD, with me audhd; funny how we tend to form these trios) would go to the same dollar theater several times a week to go watch this movie. The employees there came to recognize us. We'd fill the time before the movie singing the lyrics to the TV show's theme song (with appropriate finger snapping of course). I even started bringing printouts of the lyrics in case anyone else wanted to join in. No one ever did though. In fact, there was seldom more than a few people in the theater with us. Maybe for the best?  

And since the three of us were also playing the Vampire ttrpg at the time, our GM decided--after us having watched the movie one afternoon--to play a game right afterwards where our characters were invited to an Addams party. What a blast that was!

#ActuallyAutistic #AutisticJoy @autistics

OK, settle down, brain.
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- no no no, hear me out!
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Oh, FFS. Fine, I know you're not going to do another damned thing until you do. Spit it out.
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- all these superpowers are buried in the genome, well, OK, perhaps some are extinct, but many are still there, and so the path to the goddam superhuman is to tease them out of the diversity, to conserve what diversity we have and it's the exact fucking opposite of what this species keeps trying to do, the idiots talk about the superman while erasing any possible chance of ever seeing one.
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But that stupid dream would actually be possible if they weren't completely upside down and backwards.
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#ND #ActuallyAutistic @autistics

Diary of an AuDHD Squirrel. Day 873 , Thursday 19/03/2026

Thursday was another early start, at just before 7am. Today I managed to get myself up & organised in a weekly personal best of 10 minutes!

I have been tired all day even though it’s been sunny, I guess without the sun I would have been near catatonic!

I’ve done bits & bobs but not been able to settle into anythingor very long.
I did do a search for one of my fave phillips head screwdrivers that went missing in the last room rearrangement, it must be in there somewhere but feck knows where!

We had pulled pork in a bourbon sticky sauce & chips for tea, a nice treat!

Final Thoughts.

I’m struggling to get stuff done again, no doubt I just need some patronising health professional to tell me to pull myself together!

Thank you to all those who are helping me on this journey, in a myriad different ways. I am thankful to each & every one of you! πŸ«‚ πŸ«ΆπŸΏοΈπŸ––

@autistics
#TimsASDjourney #ActuallyAutistic #Neurospicy #TheMammutMoves

My comment to them, my interpretation of the first question, an ongoing conversation I'm having with y'all:
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"Interesting . . . you know hyperolfactor . . . super smell is one of those things we acknowledge as "comorbid," along with Autism, maybe other neurotypes, I was going to ask if her and her family look Autistic, and maybe her moral quandary suggests it too - but her busy, productive life sure doesn't, LOL. They are separate matters, and the point maybe isn't, "common among Autistics," as again - did you see last week's question submission? - maybe the point is, "no longer common among Neurotypicals." Again, these superpowers are evolved, that's where the magic comes from, super smell isn't an occasional accident for the dogs or the rats (or bears), is it? So why, and how could it be for humans? Super powers are evolved features modern humans have let go.
Sorry, back to it. 😊"
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EDIT TO ADD, finished listening, final comments:
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"My two cents' worth about self-flagellation, it's what I think about spanking, it reinforces the group mentality, it makes you aggrieved so that you need an out-group, it's a social, genetic engineering thing, reinforces aggression. I mean, every church is a group."
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"Ah, looks like I answered your last few lines before you said them, yes, it magically sets a higher bar for guilt, sets it at the out-group. Aggrieving ourselves is a technology, I swear." πŸ’œ
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#ND #ActuallyAutistic
Sapolsky Thursday.
I'm not there yet, but one question is about ritual pain in religion, so that may be a trigger for some. πŸ’œ
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#ND #ActuallyAutistic (because there's talk of super powers)
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https://youtu.be/tKZ2owmV638?si=bnGZfIJ1gcMUOk0S
The Woman Who Smells Parkinson’s, Flagellation | Robert Sapolsky Father-Offspring Interviews #103

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Social media can rot your brain no matter how intelligent you are. Be careful. Read books, listen to music, watch movies, go for walks, practice meditation. No matter which social network you use, limit the time you spend browsing. Choose carefully what you view.
#socialmedia #socialnetworks #brainrot #mentalhealth #actuallyautistic

Ich denke, es sollte Geburtsvorbereitungskurse fΓΌr neurodivergente Leute geben.

Konzipiert das jemand? Gibt es das schon irgendwo?

#actuallyautistic #audhd #adhd #Geburtshilfe #FediEltern

@murdoc @autistics awesome story. I have a portable #Autistic Owl Lego set, to be pulled out for a #LEGO stim at the right places and times. That's my story of #ActuallyAutistic joy to share.
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Does anyone like to hear anecdotes of autistic joy?

I just read a post talking about autistic people's love of trains, and while I don't share that particular one exactly, I do have one or two other loves when it comes to infrastructure.

When I was in elementary school, we had a vending machine for milk, but it was always out of order. This made me sad because there was just something about getting nourishment from a machine that captured me. It wasn't until the last day of school that, on my way out with my mother, I noticed that the machine was now working. I insisted that she buy me some milk from it, which I'm sure seemed weird, but even by then I was used to being unusual.

The apex of this particular love came when my older brother took me to the college he was going to (I was still pre-teen at that point). I don't remember why we went there, but he took me to the lunchroom (or whatever it was called) to get something to eat. All along one wall was a bank of vending machines of every kind. And along another wall were floor to ceiling windows overlooking the airport (we were a few stories up).

The high I felt, eating my favorite soup* from a can both from and pre-heated by a machine while watching planes come and go was indescribable. I desperately wanted to go back but alas, never got to.

* Actually I'm not sure if it was my favorite soup at the time, or if that's when it became my favorite soup. 🀷

#ActuallyAutistic #AutisticJoy @autistics