Big Pornstache John Durham Had One Job. He Failed Miserably.

It's cool, MAGA leaders know they can lie because their followers are too stupid to read it for themselves.

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Sounds Like Discord Leaker Is Racist, Antisemitic Creep, And Glenn Greenwald Is MAD (At The Washington Post)

Glenn Greenwald is one strange dude.

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Poor Trump Still Searching For Roy Cohn, Who Remains In Hell

Bless his heart.

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Time To Refresh Yourself On Trump, Stormy Daniels And The Case Of The Porn Peener Payoffs!

The Manhattan DA just seated a grand jury to make his case that Donald Trump should be held criminally responsible. Yes, today.

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Kevin Can F**k Himself

It's your very Kevin McCarthy Sunday show rundown!

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Trump Says Windmills Destroying Airplanes Now, So That's A Real Bummer

Look who remembered to run for president finally.

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Will THIS GUY Expose Hillary's FBI Conspiracy To Steal Election From Herself To Frame Trump For Russia Stuff?

We don't reckon.

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Big Man Kevin McCarthy Kicks Schiff And Swalwell Off Intel Committee, BIG MAN!

'There’s two people I think Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump.' — Kevin McCarthy, June 15, 2016.

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