Fulton County DA Fani Willis Announces F*ck 'Em Up Summer Indictment Concert Season Starts July 11!

Will Donald Trump headline this concert series? Guess we'll find out!

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Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg Sues Jim Jordan For Being A Dick. A Lawsplainer!

Jim Jordan started shit, and now there will be shit.

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House Republicans Will Defend Trump By Showing Their Whole Asses In New York

PA. THET. IC.

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Poor Trump Still Searching For Roy Cohn, Who Remains In Hell

Bless his heart.

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Donald Trump Knew Exactly What The Hell He Was Doing.

Let's read Trump's indictment and drink every time it mentions crime!

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Tells Easter Classic 'The Passion Of The Trump'

She wouldn't believe it if she hadn't seen it with her own eyes.

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Trump Responds To Indictment By Shrieking Dogwhistles About The Judge And Prosecutor

Very on brand. But the brand is pretty damaged, TBH.

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How is it even possible that trained lawyers seem to think it’s ok to comment on an indictment before they’ve even read it? THAT, my friends, is political. #Trump_indictment
Trump Org CFO Allen Weisselberg Cooling It At Rikers While Trump Blarps Around His Trash Motel Lanai

Maybe Weisselberg might have second thoughts? Or maybe not.

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