Why doesn't #Michael_Cohen just say, "Yeah, I lied, but I did it on #Donald_Trump's behalf, and I have #receipts for what I'm saying now"? 🤷🏽‍♂️
Special Counsel Free To Indict Trump Any Day Before March 25, 2024 (Trump Has Another Trial That Day)

But it may be WAY sooner than that.

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Trump Howls As Pecker Leaks All Over Grand Jury

These headlines really write themselves.

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We Watched Clips Of That Damn Trump/Hannity Interview So You Don't Have To

Don't worry, it's not like we watched the whole interview or anything.

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Joe Tacopina: Trump's Newest Bad Lawyer

It's your very legally amateur Sunday show rundown!

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Trump Sends Former Michael Cohen Lawyer To Manhattan Grand Jury To Talk Smack About ... Michael Cohen

It's only a dumb idea if it doesn't work. (It doesn't appear to have worked.)

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Cry More, Jesse Watters

So much blubbering about Donald Trump potentially being indicted.

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Republicans Busy Doing Nothing Quickly About Their Trump 2024 Problem

What harm could it do?

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Time To Refresh Yourself On Trump, Stormy Daniels And The Case Of The Porn Peener Payoffs!

The Manhattan DA just seated a grand jury to make his case that Donald Trump should be held criminally responsible. Yes, today.

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