If We Were Trump, We'd Be Sh*tting Our Big Ugly Golf Pants Over Jack Smith's Investigation Right About Now

Donald Trump's last 24 hours seem pretty neat.

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This Island Is The Hawaii Of Europe! Tabs, Wed., May 3, 2023

I want to go to there. Morning news roundup!

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Poor Trump Still Searching For Roy Cohn, Who Remains In Hell

Bless his heart.

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It's Your Pre-Trump Arraignment Sunday Show Rundown!

The countdown to the mug shot begins now!

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Joe Tacopina: Trump's Newest Bad Lawyer

It's your very legally amateur Sunday show rundown!

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French Bistro Shelves In The Kitchen! Tabs, Fri., March 24, 2023

I told you to be ready for more kitchens, you never believe me. Morning news roundup!

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Trump's Current Elite Strike Force Of Lawyers Very Elite, Super Strikey

Who can get better lawyers than this? Anyone.

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Cry More, Jesse Watters

So much blubbering about Donald Trump potentially being indicted.

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