We Really Shouldn't Enjoy Watching Kentucky Republicans Pummel Daniel Cameron, But It Is What It Is.

Sure it's racist as hell, but dance with the devil etc!

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Jim Jordan Holds Very Serious New York Hearing On 'Crime' (He Means Black People And Jews)

Democrats in dis ... oh wait, no!

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Wire Fraud? Secret Maps? All Your Updates On Special Counsel Jack Smith's Big Scary Trump Investigation!

Go to prison.

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NPR Uses Calm, Soothing Public Radio-Type Voice To Tell Elon Musk To Suck It

More should do the same.

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Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg Sues Jim Jordan For Being A Dick. A Lawsplainer!

Jim Jordan started shit, and now there will be shit.

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Wisconsin Idiot Says Constituents Too Scared To Go To New York, Awww Bless Their MAGA Hearts

Love to call our congressman and tell him we're scared of going to New York City.

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James Comer Knows What Laws Hunter Biden's Wangle Doodle Broke But SHHHH He Can't Tell You Yet

He'll blow the top off of it sooner or later.

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House Republicans Will Defend Trump By Showing Their Whole Asses In New York

PA. THET. IC.

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The Devil's Advocates of Easter

It's your Post-Arraignment Sunday show rundown!

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Lindsey Graham: For The Price Of A Cup Of Coffee, You Can Help Fund 'Billionaire' Trump's Legal Defense

Shameless.

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