Spoiler-free 10-second movie review: "The Cottage" (2008)

A British dark comedy that has the flavour of "Coen Brothers meet Tarantino and run over Guy Ritchie in a Land Rover". Great cast. It plays with a lot of tropes and cliches and different genres. I found it hilarious.

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Spoiler-free 10-second movie review: "Shelter" (2026)

It's a Jason Statham action movie; you already know if you want to see it. Uses a well-trodden storyline, but does a good job of it. Cast is good and characters likeable. Bring #popcorn.

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Spoiler-free 10 second movie review: "Code 3" (2025)

Fantastic; drama, comedy, thriller, but mostly because it feels *real*. I will remember this film decades after I've forgotten the last Disney or Marvel POS I saw. The cast are all excellent, but Rainn Wilson gives the performance of his life.

See it.

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Spoiler-free 10 second movie review: "M3GAN 2.0" (2025)

Takes a different tone than the horror original, and pretty much nails it. Decent story, good characters, fun action. Someone behind it cared enough to get the tech stuff correct and bury geek references throughout.

Thoroughly enjoyable popcorn movie.

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10-second spoiler-free movie review: "One Battle After Another" (2025)

Story is interesting and well-told, cast is great, action is competent, black-comedy elements are solid.

But boy-oh-boy does Paul Thomas Anderson need someone to tell him "No." from time to time. This weighs in near 3 hours, and it could easily have been trimmed to 2 hours without leaving out anything critical to story or character development.

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Spoiler-Free Movie Review: "Bugonia" (2025)

Incredible. I'm not going to say anything else. See it. Go into it knowing nothing about it, if possible.

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Spoiler-free #10SecondMovieReview : "Good Fortune" (2025) [1]

Entertaining implementation of a well-used premise that manages to find some new twists. Fantastic cast, good storytelling, very enjoyable. Pushes the message slightly too hard rather than allowing the audience to figure it out, but nowhere near as bad as, say, post-1990 James Cameron beating the audience over the head with a bat.

See it.

[1] This one's still 10 seconds if you read fast.

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Spoiler-free 10-second movie review: "F1" (2025)

Enjoyable even if it doesn't break any new ground - if you've seen any sports movie in the last 40 years, you'll be able to go through the checklist as you watch this. But the cast is great, the dialogue is engaging, and the imagery is stunning. Worth a watch.

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Spoiler-free movie review: "Spinal Tap II: The End Continues" (2025)

As you might expect, this is largely fan-service. If, like me, you were around and loved the original "This Is Spinal Tap" in 1984, or discovered it later as it became a cult classic, you will probably like this. It's nice to see "the boys" get back together after all these years.

Michael McKean, Christopher Guest, and Harry Shearer are as fantastic as ever. The rest of the cast is great.

It won't change your life.

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Spoiler-free movie review: "Thelma" (2024)

This is fantastic - a comedy for adults, with a real heart and some surprises. Great cast. See it.

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