abadideaNINETY DAYS
NINETY INCIDENTS
NINETY PERCENT
YOU PAID FOR ALL FIVE NINES BUT YOU’LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE
Sebastian Krzyszkowiak@0xabad1dea There are five nines on the screenshot, I don't see any problem.
Shahin@dos @0xabad1dea might have been 6 if the waited two days!
Ratsnake Games 🔞@0xabad1dea is that a sequel to "Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors"?
girl who draws 32,768 rf/tnow i'm thinking of the cover of the DS game "999: nine hours, nine persons, nine doors" but it's "909090: ninety days, ninety incidents, ninety percent"
Adrian Chadd <verified.png>@0xabad1dea i bet i know what's going on here
Grumble 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇬🇱@0xabad1dea Before you can improve your process, you have to make it consistent.
@pndc@0xabad1dea Give it time and they'll get it to nine fives.
Richard Penner@0xabad1dea This is what happens when the “official” Whitehouse grift app loads JavaScript from some random GitHub pages.
Alt Tom ServiceShut the whole site down for a month to fix stuff and you'd still have a better uptime
sparrows (doll arc) :flaglesbian::neoamazonia::vriskasip:@0xabad1dea 89.9999 is techically 5 9s
cmars 🅅@0xabad1dea Maybe they meant 9 5s?
Luyin@0xabad1dea I'm sure #AiSlop can't be the problem! /s
C.B.Leslie@0xabad1dea www yeah baybeeen looks at dem nines!
Leftmost Cat@0xabad1dea You're looking at this all wrong. If you express it as eighty nine point nine repeating, it's infinite nines. Microslop wins this one!
Talya (she/her) 🏳️⚧️✡️@0xabad1dea fun fact: that's about a month and a week's worth of downtime.
Synnef@0xabad1dea five nine(ties)??
gkrnours@0xabad1dea does 89% uptime count as one nine ?
Tim McCormack@gkrnours @0xabad1dea Ooh ooh, I can answer this!
Given that 100% is hard to reach and 0% is not, we can use a simpler version of the logit function and take log₁₀(1÷(1−.89)) = ~0.96 which means it's still a tad below 1 "nine".
(The full logit function is log₁₀(x÷(1−x)) and is useful when both 0% and 100% are hard/impossible to reach.)
Grace Vulpes Alopex@0xabad1dea
hey, 89.99% reliability is still 3 9s reliable :3
hey, 89.99% reliability is still 3 9s reliable :3
Noisy Pegasus@0xabad1dea
I paid for the whole uptime status bar, so I am going to use the whole uptime status bar!
I paid for the whole uptime status bar, so I am going to use the whole uptime status bar!
Very Human RobotNine fives
veetee@0xabad1dea I'm more of a nine fives kind of sysop
ǝʌɐp@0xabad1dea this rocks, pick any random homelab on fedi and it's probably destroying github lol
Owen Mehegan@0xabad1dea solid A-.
Reijo Pitkänen@0xabad1dea Once upon a time, at a small entertainment company that rhymes with 'misery', I was responsible for the operations of the Github Product.
It came as a vmdk. No documentation.
I was told "Backup" was as simple as snapshotting the VM.
It ran gunicorn.
There was no tuning, monitoring or built-in telemetry.
They refused to give us an extension on licensing when they forgot to cash our check, and shut it off from remote.
Every call was with techbros.
I cannot stress enough, how happy this makes me.
Fred Moyer@0xabad1dea now do Datadog
Graham Sutherland / Polynomial@0xabad1dea that's impressively bad.
adoug@0xabad1dea Grok, is this true? 🤖💩
Cap Ybarra@0xabad1dea insanity. when i worked for microsoft they would have fired me and then launched whatever was left into the sun if i let this go on for four hours much less ninety goddamn days
johnduggins@0xabad1dea I nearly choked on my cheese. Good job!
slembcke@0xabad1dea Where did this come from? status.github.com paints a very different picture, though also not particularly great honestly…
@slembcke @0xabad1dea This is from the "missing GH status page": https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/
The Orange Theme@0xabad1dea There's a 996 joke in here somewhere, I swear.
Edit: 996: one 9 of uptime, 9-0 incidents, and the third nine in "90 days" is upside down lol. We can workshop it.