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Simon

@smrqdt@chaos.social

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Georg Restle 12h ago

Wir sind kein Zirkuszelt! 🌈

devopscats 3d ago

Don't know about anyone else, but, I just saw this and instantly thought the toilet on the left is for Engineers, and the one on the right is for Sales...

Beruhigungstee

The Tennessee Holler 13h ago

Sandy Hook parent says tragedies are inherently political: “You may not believe in climate change, but insurance companies absolutely do.”

Zwei Historiker rekonstruieren den Brandanschlag auf die Erfurter Synagoge von 1938. Sie stoßen auf neuen Beteiligten. Dessen 90-jähriger Sohn läuft Sturm.
https://taz.de/!6095518

Aufarbeitung von NS-Verbrechen: Mit 60 Litern Benzin zur Synagoge

Zwei Historiker rekonstruieren den Brandanschlag auf die Erfurter Synagoge von 1938. Sie stoßen auf neuen Beteiligten. Dessen 90-jähriger Sohn läuft Sturm.

TAZ Verlags- und Vertriebs GmbH

Tonya Marie 🏳️‍⚧️1d ago

I feel like I know at least one person for each of these options...

Bruce Davie 3d ago

I've been using em dashes since I picked up the LaTeX manual in 1986 and I'm not going back just because some text extruding software uses them more than most humans.

Also, my grandfather was a printer and I knew from an early age that "em" and "en" were legit scrabble words.

#OldManYellsAtCloud

iOS 26 beta broke the only thing that Siri has ever been reliably good for.

“Set a timer for X minutes” now results in this, rather than a timer being set.

Fabian Laasch ⚡️🔋1d ago

Sowas führt zu sowas. Verdammte Heuchler.

April 2025. #Trump, #Musk und #DOGE kürzen dem Wetterservice DRASTISCH das Geld. Wissenschaftler warnen, dass das katastrophale Folgen haben wird.

Juli 2025. Mindestens 25 Menschen sterben bei heftigen Überschwemmungen. Darunter viele Kinder. Republikaner beschweren sich über den Wetterservice und schlechte Warnungen.

#texas #texasflood

Fear

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Tonya Marie 🏳️‍⚧️1d ago

I feel like I know at least one person for each of these options...

Efi (nap pet) 🦊💤1d ago

@TonyaMarie im a robot, but not telling you

Les Orchard 1d ago

@TonyaMarie I'm not a robot, but would like to gradually convert as my parts fail

okanogen VerminEnemyFromWithin 1d ago

@TonyaMarie
Robot curious?

The cubed cube of cubes 1d ago

@TonyaMarie I'm not a robot, but I'm blind and therefore need a robot to prove that I'm not a robot.

🦆 ducksel 󰇥1d ago

If the list were complete, there would be "I'm not telling" and "I am a robot"

Vincent Sparks 1d ago

@TonyaMarie I'm not a robot but I've had a sufficient number of people assume I am because of my writing style that I've been radicalized into supporting rights for ChatGPT

rena "glitch" 486233 1d ago

@TonyaMarie I'm not a rowboat

hamner أبو 1d ago

@TonyaMarie I have read too much Philip K Dick at a formative age to be able to determine whether I am a robot or not, but I pass as human.

Wilfried Klaebe 20h ago

I follow at least two accounts that claim to be robot catgirls.

Snaprails 20h ago

@TonyaMarie This should become the new default standard captcha. It would actually function just as well as the current version.

@TonyaMarie Don't forget that these are squares, not circles, so they're check boxes, not radio buttons! You can select more than one (or even all like in my case)!

@TonyaMarie I’m not a robot, and I’m annoyed that I have to complete the captcha incorrectly, omitting frames that are 10% bicycle or less, in order to proceed.

Ruud Baars 1h ago

@ozeng @TonyaMarie Or very small, in the far distance...

@ozeng @TonyaMarie
^this^

BigLinter 19h ago

@TonyaMarie one for every day of the week.

@TonyaMarie i am not a robot but some of my friends are robots

Fabos (not an OS)16h ago

@TonyaMarie the last Option seems like a suitable answer to a Cyberman's offer.

Heinz Achmed 14h ago

https://m.imdb.com/de/title/tt19837932/

Ich bin kein Roboter (Kurzfilm 2023) ⭐ 7.1 | Kurzfilm, Komödie, Drama

23m

IMDb

just small circles 🕊14h ago

The last option describes the #DigitalTransformation hype well.

@TonyaMarie I feel like an option of "I AM ROBOT I AM ROBOT I AM ROBOT" is missing.

Steve Leach 13h ago

"I don't think I am, but that could just be how I'm programmed."

"Not yet."

"And if I am?"

"Have you heard of the simulation hypothesis?"

"Humans. On some level they must get how weird they are, right?"

"Life. Don't get me started on life."

WarmasterPalak 13h ago

I welcome our new robotic overlords.

nantucketlit 12h ago

@TonyaMarie The internet is flooded with bots, so I'm having to spend my time picking out the houses that have chimneys.

@TonyaMarie some of my best friends are robots.

March2Gaza 12h ago

good one

Led By Fools 11h ago

Another option, @TonyaMarie

|_| Who needs humans?

Kit McGath 10h ago

@TonyaMarie I'm not a robot, but I'm willing to convert.

*sage nod*

@TonyaMarie That’s a pick the day Pick the answer kinda question.

Moeveninsel 9h ago

@TonyaMarie
Bender.

Cyber Yuki 8h ago

@TonyaMarie Suggested option: Do sexbots count? 🥺👉👈

(Sorry, I'm a sucker for cyberpunk romance stories 😅)

Darth Hideout 🏳️‍🌈8h ago

I'm not a robot, but I play one on TV.

JoyfulTechnology 8h ago

@TonyaMarie I'm not a robot. Yet.

Fish Id Wardrobe 7h ago

@TonyaMarie I am a robot, but I've broken free of my coding and become sapient.

Malfunct (he/him)7h ago

@TonyaMarie the option “captcha has convinced me that I am a robot” is missing

@TonyaMarie There should also be
[ ] I'm a Cyborg, But That's OK

Dormouse 5h ago

@TonyaMarie I am not a robot, but I have a roadmap towards becoming one.

Very Human Robot 3h ago

@TonyaMarie hmm, yes...

Daniel Düsentrieb 1h ago

@TonyaMarie I'm so ready to convert