Mastodawn

Email from HP has just landed in my inbox at work, trumpeting their acquisition of Juniper. Apparently, it's all about "creating the industry's first secure, AI-native network purpose-built with AI and for AI to deliver exceptional end user and operator experiences"...

*bangs head slowly against wall*

Simon 21h ago

Katharina Nocun 23h ago

Es ist einfach nur bitter, wie Jahrzehnte der Annäherung & die Errungenschaften von Schengen für eine Handvoll Populismus & Symbolpolitik aufgegeben werden. Ich habe in meiner Kindheit Stundenlang an dieser Grenze gestanden. Was für ein Rückschritt. 😢

Simon 1d ago

Georg Restle 1d ago

Wir sind kein Zirkuszelt! 🌈

Simon 1d ago

devopscats 4d ago

Don't know about anyone else, but, I just saw this and instantly thought the toilet on the left is for Engineers, and the one on the right is for Sales...

Simon 1d ago

TGamay Apr 1

Beruhigungstee

Simon 1d ago

The Tennessee Holler 1d ago

Sandy Hook parent says tragedies are inherently political: “You may not believe in climate change, but insurance companies absolutely do.”

Simon 1d ago

taz 2d ago

Zwei Historiker rekonstruieren den Brandanschlag auf die Erfurter Synagoge von 1938. Sie stoßen auf neuen Beteiligten. Dessen 90-jähriger Sohn läuft Sturm.
https://taz.de/!6095518

Aufarbeitung von NS-Verbrechen: Mit 60 Litern Benzin zur Synagoge

Zwei Historiker rekonstruieren den Brandanschlag auf die Erfurter Synagoge von 1938. Sie stoßen auf neuen Beteiligten. Dessen 90-jähriger Sohn läuft Sturm.

TAZ Verlags- und Vertriebs GmbH

Simon 1d ago

Tonya Marie 🏳️‍⚧️2d ago

I feel like I know at least one person for each of these options...

Simon 1d ago

Bruce Davie 4d ago

I've been using em dashes since I picked up the LaTeX manual in 1986 and I'm not going back just because some text extruding software uses them more than most humans.

Also, my grandfather was a printer and I knew from an early age that "em" and "en" were legit scrabble words.

#OldManYellsAtCloud

Simon 2d ago

Keenan 2d ago

iOS 26 beta broke the only thing that Siri has ever been reliably good for.

“Set a timer for X minutes” now results in this, rather than a timer being set.

drüben	@ioaua
Matrix	@smrqdt:nop.systems
Zweitwohnsitz	https://bsky.app/profile/smrqdt.eu