@seiyria

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#introduction Hi! I'm Kyle. I make software, focus primarily on frontend development (#Typescript #Angular), and I like making games.

I've made a bunch of ambitious games using web technologies and will probably keep doing that, you might see me #gamedev sometimes.

I also really enjoy playing survival games, JRPGs, and a few other genres.

Dumb jokes are kinda my thing. Most of my boosts are just that.

GitHubhttps://github.com/seiyria
Websitehttps://seiyria.dev
Websitehttps://rair.land

RE: https://mastodon.social/@seiyria/115980051322480680

This situation has gotten even worse, unfortunately. Still looking! #GetFediHired

Mood today, everyday

#caturday #caturdayeveryday

During the outsourcing and offshoring craze a decade or two ago everyone hired cheap developers in India and eventually companies realized that that doesn’t work.

Now they’re trying the same with outsourcing to LLMs.

The bottleneck in software development isn’t coding.

It’s management and design.

TIL vibe-coded commits are called "vommits". It's so chef's kiss perfect 🤌

#tech #webdev #indiedev

@shitpostalotl Compiler optimizations are the kind of black magic you only get if you combine potent autism with experienced kinkster

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I'm tired boss

Working on a new experiment... #gamedev #screenshotSaturday #indiedev

reminder that Archipelago exists and is absolutely incredible:

https://archipelago.gg/

it lets you create “multiplayer games” where you and your friend play two completely different singleplayer games and find items for each other in your games

for example I could be playing Doom ‘93 and instead of getting the super-shotgun and a soulsphere, I might find the PokeFlute and some rare candies for my friend playing Pokemon

and then they might be exploring a cave and find the BFG and the red key for E1M4

I can’t believe that something like this can exist. and there are a surprising number of supported games too

Archipelago

They told me I was mad when I flashed cloud-free firmware to my light bulbs and my motion sensors. And they told me I was mad when they saw me rocking an iPod in 2024. And they told me I was mad when I hosted all my television shows and movies on an NFS share! And they told me I was mad when I started caching all my YouTube subscriptions! And they told me I was mad when I built a voice assistant out of pre-downloaded voice clips!! AND they told me I was mad when I hosted my own email server!!! AND THEY TOLD ME I WAS MAD WHEN I USED CRON TO PULL MY SMARTWATCH DATA OVER ADB!!!

Well, well, well... I forget what my point was
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