Sea Slug of Doom

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I am jaded, misanthropic, and demiurgic. I love run-on sentences and Popeye's red beans. I have comma disease.

My avatar is an illustration of sea slug species "Navanax Inermis".

My header shows a large, armored sea slug with glowing green and purple bioluminescent patterns on its dark body and carapace, crawling over rocks and kelp on the ocean floor. The background features tall, dark rock spires and a stormy twilight sky with faint lightning.

How I pay the bills:Corporate trainer and instructional designer

I’m looking to hire an artist for a small project.

My mom’s 87 and in a nursing facility. She loves adult coloring books and has covered the walls of her room with her work. She especially likes animal designs and gives them names and stories. I keep her supplied with books, but she wants DONKEYS. And I haven’t found her a book with a good donkey design. I’d like to commission a coloring-book style line drawing similar to this photo of our boys. Interested? Hit me up in DMs. #asstodon

Paging all the geologists here on the Fediverse (I know there are more than a few around here):

https://mastodon.art/@Tamami/116201898615173311

#rocks #geology

Tamami (@[email protected])

I pick up a couple of rocks when I'm hiking, so I've been wanting to find a way to ID them. I just downloaded an app called "Rock Identifier," for which the free period is only 7 days 🤨 also I don't much care for the "Healing Content" because I'm not one of crystal people. If you have any recommendations for a good app, let me know!

Mastodon.ART

Hey #Mastodon 👋🏻

So I joined today and am looking for people to follow. My interests are:

- #nonfiction #books
- #mentalhealth #adhd
- #musicproduction
- #Composing
- #gaming ( #fallout #nms #animalcrossing #skyrim)
- #music (really into Karnivool right now)
- #dogs

I’ve probably done hashtags all wrong, but as I say, I’m new round here! #introduction

DHS's Office of Industry Partnership was hacked by a group called "Department of Peace" and info about ICE contracts with over 6,000 companies is now published on @ddosecrets.org!

Enjoy 🧊🔨 https://ddosecrets.org/article/ice-contracts

DHS Contracts - Distributed Denial of Secrets

Details on ICE and DHS contracts with over 6,000 different entities ranging from private businesses to government agencies and even dozens of universities. Some of the notable firms include Anduril, H…

These folks are helping evacuate trans people from unsafe situations.

I would appreciate if you could offer them support in doing so.

https://tcpipeline.org/

Trans Continental Pipeline

Queer Relocation Nonprofit in Denver, Colorado

Trans Continental Pipeline

RE: https://pony.social/@estrogenandspite/116137631363991300

You probably don’t want to come through Indiana, but if you come through Indiana I can also feed you and save you a hotel stay.

If you are a Trans person planning to leave Kansas, Texas, or any other repressive regime and needs a place to stay on the West Coast, DM me.

G'day,

I'm Kev. I'm over 60, retired ex military and I take photos. I'm a long time Linux user.

I got kicked off of Meta products because I refuse to upload a video selfie to prove I'm over 16 years old. 🤔

Tried Bluesky, but's it full of people trying to build their follower count. I prefer the Fediverse.

I swear occasionally, post Australian landscape photos and probably some garbage. (You have been warned)

It's nice to be here.

#introduction #welcome

The reality of being a trans person living in a red state is being aware that at any moment I might need to become an intra-state refugee.

If anyone is fleeing Kansas and needs a safe place to stop overnight on the way east, hit me up. I'm in Missouri. I can save you a hotel stop and feed you.