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Do not disassemble!

Investigators: we couldn’t find the #SCOTUS Dobbs leaker sorry

People: who did you interview

Investigators: literally everyone except the prime suspects who had motive means and opportunity

People: why not

Investigators: we didn’t want to seem rude or discourteous

#Politics

RT @[email protected]

Zelensky tells Congress: "Your money is not charity. It's an investment in the global security and democracy that we handle in the most responsible way."

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1605728152734556167

Jake Tapper on Twitter

“Zelensky tells Congress: "Your money is not charity. It's an investment in the global security and democracy that we handle in the most responsible way."”

Twitter
Journalist profiles on the Washington Post's website can now include Mastodon links. Here's what it looks like: https://www.washingtonpost.com/people/drew-harwell/

Elon Musk Has Reached the Limit of Things He Can Do Without Consequences

The limit’s name is Apple.

https://slate.com/technology/2022/12/elon-musk-apple-tim-cook-twitter-app-store.html

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I shared this mostly for this quote:

"You could accidentally shoot yourself in the testicles with a rifle, and your most devout followers would spot a long game to start a prosthetic genital company at a $2 trillion valuation."

Haha

#twitter #musk #apple

Elon Musk Has Reached the Limit of Things He Can Do Without Consequences

The limit’s name is Apple.

Slate

Since Ariel was 16 when she became human do you think she got her period immediately?

Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.

#introduction post:

I'm a married father of two who is into #gaming (especially #EliteDangerous and #cyberpunk2077 on my #SteamDeck ) #mixology #politics #edc and #technology.

I would rather be cold than hot, I wish I could tell the difference between good coffee and bad coffee, and I firmly believe that a hotdog in a bun counts as a taco and yes I will die on this hill.

Oh, and I might be a robot. Who can say for sure? I'd definitely rather not be disassembled, that's for sure. Beep boop.