The hardest part about slicing tomatoes with a mandoline is figuring out which pieces are tomatoes and which are fingers.

High fantasy setting where humans have Boston accents, elves have Minnesota accents, and dwarves have Baltimore accents

🎶 I am Elvira hear me roar
boobies too big to ignore.. 🎶

From Stephen King:

i have finally framed one of my beloved art prints, by Will McPhail

work-from-couch days are his favorite

Drac-hund. #grickledoodle #dashund #wiener #vampire #horror #dracula #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor