Mastodawn

High fantasy setting where humans have Boston accents, elves have Minnesota accents, and dwarves have Baltimore accents

@goaty vaguely thinks about that novel about the dwarf who gets isekai'd into 1920s baltimore (...or was it chicago...?) and becomes a private detective

1d ago

@Leviamicky I'm wholly unfamiliar!

@goaty lemme type some queries into duckduck and ill see if i can remember the name

@goaty ah my bad, it was chicago.

two novels.
"The Case of the Singing Sword" and

"The Case of the Pitcher’s Pendant"

1d ago

@Leviamicky perhaps I'll have to check em out!

@goaty i remember them being fun in a "doing a satire of hardboiled detective novels and playing them absolutely straight but it's a D&D dwarf in chicago" kinda way.

Keeper of the orb 1d ago

@goaty hobbits/halflings all got a nice southern drawl

1d ago

@hi_cial Georgia style imo

Cheetah Fluff 1d ago

@hi_cial @goaty the food culture, the gardening, the big families, it fits pretty well.

Can the dragons be from Jersey?

䷰ Xīn Jīn Mèng 新金梦 1d ago

@CheetahFluff @hi_cial @goaty

"Hey, I'm flyin' hear."

DeltaWye 1d ago

@CheetahFluff @hi_cial @goaty Sopranos but they’re all dragons.

tentiv 1d ago

@goaty "Gandalf, I was there three thousand years ago, don'tcha-know. I was there the day the strength of Men failed. It was a bit of a deal!"

䷰ Xīn Jīn Mèng 新金梦 1d ago

@goaty

"Lissen, friend, you should know that when push comes t'shove, then yas can count on me an' my swaard."
"N'my bow!"
"An' diss ax!"

Jamie Gaskins 1d ago

@goaty And my axe, tew

Bonger Kong 🍉1d ago

@goaty I knew this meme had been living on my phone for a reason.

schratze 1d ago

@goaty fantasy human stepping into a pitfall in a dungeon: aow fwock

Tak!1d ago

@goaty pillars of eternity

DeltaWye 1d ago

@goaty I think it was Season 2 of Dragon Friends where the ogre language, canonically, was a sort of antebellum southern accent. Like an attourney from New Orelans wearing a white suit and hat.