Post Meridiem Post

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America’s most trusted source for post-lunch truths whispered scandals & bipartisan absurdity.
Satire sharp enough to get shadowbanned.
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Post Meridiem PostJul 17, 2025

MAGA voters are suing NPR and PBS for being too objective.
Yes, that’s the actual complaint.

Nigel Featherstonehaugh-Smythe breaks down the legal logic that turns journalism into thoughtcrime.
📎 https://postmeridiempost.com/politics/maga-objectivity-liberal-bias-media-lawsuits-pbs-npr/
#Satire #MAGA #MediaBias #PBS #NPR #NigelReports

How MAGA Mistakes Objectivity for Liberal Bias While Suing Media Into Silence | Post Meridiem Post

As House Republicans vote to defund NPR and PBS for "bias," Trump simultaneously sues ABC and CBS into multimillion-dollar settlements for practicing basic journalism. Nigel dissects the war on objectivity.

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Post Meridiem PostJul 16, 2025

The ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Party's AI spokesperson is now live, offering the radical proposition that maybe we don't need to have strong opinions about absolutely everything.
Built on the principle of "organized apathy," ShruggBot responds to headlines with dry one-liners and existential disdain. It's trained to be accurate rather than helpful—a refreshing change in the age of artificial enthusiasm.

Try it: https://shrugparty.postmeridiempost.com/ Story: https://postmeridiempost.com/politics/shrug-party/shrugg-party-shruggbot-launch-announcement/
#ShruggBot #PoliticalSatire #AI #Journalism

The ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Party

Join the Shrugg Party and let indifference guide the way.

Post Meridiem PostJul 15, 2025

The Walnut Prophecy Chapter 3 is live!
We finally get the origin story of walnut.js, the sacred programming language that runs reality. Spoiler: it was supposed to be stable. It was... neither.
javascript// I'm still here. Still watching. -theCompiler_1st
Features cosmic debugging, sentient filing cabinets, and a cursed commercial break from the Old Net.
Perfect blend of programming humor and fantasy bureaucracy!
#TheWalnutProphecy #InteractiveFiction

http://bit.ly/44JAxRO

The Filing That Should Not Have Been – Walnut Prophecy Chapter 3

A forbidden drawer appears. A scroll weeps. The prophecy engine glitches. Gerald, Paldrin, and Mildred face Clause Zero, recursive lore, and possibly breakfast number two.

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Post Meridiem PostJul 15, 2025

Most MAGA voters do not know Trump.
They know a projected version — a myth, not a man.

Nigel Featherstonehaugh-Smythe explores how detachment from reality isn't a flaw of the movement. It's the point.
📖 https://postmeridiempost.com/politics/maga-doesnt-know-trump/
#NigelReports #Trump #PoliticalSatire #Disinformation #MAGA

"Wait, He Did What?": Things MAGA Still Doesn't Know About Trump | Post Meridiem Post

A satirical exposé revealing the shocking (and publicly available) facts about Trump that his supporters somehow missed, from Epstein ties to COVID failures.

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Post Meridiem PostJul 14, 2025
A new civil war is brewing.
J.D. Vance wants control of America’s coffee.
Elon Musk wants to colonize it.
Veranda spills the espresso.
🔗 https://postmeridiempost.com/culture/gossip/vance-musk-caffeine-coup/
#CaffeineCoup #Satire #VerandaReports #MAGAJava
Vance, Musk, and the Caffeine Coup | Veranda’s Veracity

Veranda reveals studio secrets from a cracked Celsius can: JD Vance navigates loyalty to Trump, empathy for Musk, and media theatrics in a caffeine-fueled spectacle.

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Post Meridiem PostJul 12, 2025

ICE has officially rebranded one of its detention centers as Alligator Alcatraz — complete with gator-themed tourism, guided facility tours, and souvenir merch.

Carmen Styles investigates how spectacle and cruelty now share the same gift shop.
🐊 https://postmeridiempost.com/politics/alligator-alcatraz-tourism/
#AbolishICE #HumanRights #PoliticalSatire #TourismAsPropaganda

Alligator Alcatraz: Inside MAGA’s Swamp-Themed Cruelty Resort

Alligator Alcatraz turns migrant detention into a MAGA tourist trap—complete with worms, sewage, and souvenir shot glasses. Nigel investigates cruelty as content and capitalism.

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Post Meridiem PostJul 9, 2025

The CEO of X (formerly Twitter) has resigned.
The cause? Grok’s accidental MechaHitler moment.

Monty Blackwood breaks down the fallout from yet another AI misfire in a company allergic to ethics.
📖 https://postmeridiempost.com/editors-desk/x-ceo-resigns-grok-mechahitler-fallout/
#AI #Grok #ElonMusk #Satire #TechEthics

X CEO Resigns After MechaHitler Meltdown | Post Meridiem Post

Linda Yaccarino resigns. Grok goes full MechaHitler. The ¯(ツ)/¯ Party warned you. A satirical deep dive into X’s latest collapse, AI hallucinations, and the billion-dollar shrug.

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Post Meridiem PostJul 9, 2025

A sacred water source.
A haunted utility.
A Chicago legend you can sip.

We sent a reporter to investigate the Magic Pump of Schiller Woods and emerged with wet shoes, 20 pages of notes, and a mild sense of enlightenment.

“The Pump Is Real, and It Wants You to Hydrate”
https://postmeridiempost.com/travel/magic-pump-schiller-woods/

Come for the satire, stay for the goose sightings and municipal mysticism.

Chicago’s Magic Pump Sparks Microbrew Diplomacy in Schiller Woods

In Schiller Woods, Jed encounters a water pump locals believe heals the body and soul. What follows is a standoff between brewmasters, park rangers, and the unblinking spout of legend.

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Post Meridiem PostJul 8, 2025

The ¯\(ツ)/¯ Party has officially launched.
It is real.
It is legal.
It is chronically disengaged and wildly overqualified for office.

Read our manifesto:
🗳️ https://postmeridiempost.com/politics/shrug-party/shrug-party-manifesto-launch/
#ShrugParty #Politics #Satire #DecorumIndex #Vibecession #OpticsCrisis

The ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Party Manifesto | A Political Movement of Shrugs and Brutal Honesty

Fed up with billionaires, bots, and bipartisanship cosplay? Meet the ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Party: the satirical third party America didn’t ask for—but probably deserves.

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Post Meridiem PostJul 8, 2025

Superman is not your Homelander.
He's not a border agent. Not a nationalist. And definitely not a stand-in for your insecurity complex in red, white, and blue.

New from Post Meridiem Post:
📖 https://postmeridiempost.com/politics/superman-not-maga-homelander-hero/

#Superman #PoliticalSatire #Propaganda #TheBoys #TruthJustice

Superman Isn’t MAGA Enough: Right-Wing Rage Demands a Homelander Hero

Right-wing influencers are furious that Superman isn’t violent, nationalist, or vengeful enough. MAGA Twitter wants a hero—but they prefer Homelander to the Man of Steel.

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