Post Meridiem PostJul 14, 2025
A new civil war is brewing.
J.D. Vance wants control of America’s coffee.
Elon Musk wants to colonize it.
Veranda spills the espresso.
🔗 https://postmeridiempost.com/culture/gossip/vance-musk-caffeine-coup/
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Vance, Musk, and the Caffeine Coup | Veranda’s Veracity

Veranda reveals studio secrets from a cracked Celsius can: JD Vance navigates loyalty to Trump, empathy for Musk, and media theatrics in a caffeine-fueled spectacle.

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