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Software engineer, special needs parent, part time Captain America
Smoked ribs #cooking #food
I just saw a cat wearing a safety vest and now I want to know what happened to its hard hat, clipboard, and walkie talkie.
Plus scratch made GF cherry pie #food #cooking
Grilled mahi mahi and asparagus with hollandaise.

Mike Pence’s presidential announcement got 5 retweets.

Can this picture of my dog’s butt beat that?

Rebmasel is a national treasure: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT81Ad1H1/
reb for the rebrand on TikTok

Replying to @Ezran the sparkiest Sparknotes fam 🤝

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They’re only “legal woes” if they originate in the Woe Valley of France, otherwise they’re sparkling consequences
I called my $SPOUSE and asked her to pick up a bottle of champagne. She asked what kind. I suggested she ask at the wine store for something that pairs with 31 counts.
I have had a kegerator for 10 years and a couple days ago I noticed that the compressor wasn't running. Today I diagnosed it and ordered a replacement part for $18. Also, now I know how diagnose the 4 major parts of a fridge. I suppose this shouldn't be a surprise to anyone who knows me. #appliances #repair
When I worked at a bookstore, I learned that when an author like Dean Koontz signs his books, their resale value goes up.
I also learned that when an author like Stephen King signs Dean Koontz's books, the price goes even higher and that Dean Koontz is not amused by this.