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Software engineer, special needs parent, part time Captain America
Smoked ribs #cooking #food
@fedward even if they have polydactylism they still can't pick up a screwdriver.
I just saw a cat wearing a safety vest and now I want to know what happened to its hard hat, clipboard, and walkie talkie.
Plus scratch made GF cherry pie #food #cooking
Grilled mahi mahi and asparagus with hollandaise.

Mike Pence’s presidential announcement got 5 retweets.

Can this picture of my dog’s butt beat that?

Rebmasel is a national treasure: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT81Ad1H1/
reb for the rebrand on TikTok

Replying to @Ezran the sparkiest Sparknotes fam 🤝

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They’re only “legal woes” if they originate in the Woe Valley of France, otherwise they’re sparkling consequences
@hnturtledove my favorite part of indictment day was the schadenpagne.
@axxl I don't have it. I think maybe of my brothers got it when she passed.