Nooner💀🌽

@nooner
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hi im nooner an A+ poster and a cornboi. #Skullmund 4 (after)lyfe. Chaotic Neutral
nooner rulezhe is smart and funny and #1 sex haver
Nooner💀🌽Aug 21, 2018
hey @wilw SUCK MY DAMN COCK YOU FUCKMAN
Show threadNooner💀🌽Aug 20, 2018

@Spaceytracy91 i know there are multiple variations but i grew up knowing

there once was a man from nantucket

whos dick was so long he could suck it

he said with a grin while he wiped off his chin

if my ear was a pussy id fuck it

Nooner💀🌽Aug 20, 2018
how come no one ever talks about that dude from nantucket anymore?
Nooner💀🌽Aug 17, 2018
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Nooner💀🌽Aug 17, 2018
i got a boner
Nooner💀🌽Aug 17, 2018
TahajinAug 17, 2018

Y’all: As I’ve grown older, my humor has also matured. I don’t find simplistic punchlines ‘funny’ as it were, but rather a comedic copout that doesn’t explore all that humorous anecdotes are able to offer! And what is humor but a pr-...

Mastodon: TOOT!

Y’all:

Nooner💀🌽Aug 17, 2018
@dietpepsi ty (:
Show threadNooner💀🌽Aug 17, 2018
@Dr_Zaius here is hoping it works out this time!
Nooner💀🌽Aug 17, 2018

my wife just got new job with big pay raise and the friend just texted me that the company he works for that i interviewed at a few months ago that really wanted me (too bad the dicks at Lionsgate where i would have been physically working didnt) has a new opening and the guy who interviewed me stopped in to tell him he would be getting in touch with me

everythings coming up Nooner (8<

Show threadNooner💀🌽Aug 17, 2018
@Hotpocketpimp get this cursed ass image off my TL lol