how come no one ever talks about that dude from nantucket anymore?
@nooner I don’t think I’ve ever heard the full limerick. Only references. This isn’t the greatest song in the world, this is just a tribute.

@Spaceytracy91 i know there are multiple variations but i grew up knowing

there once was a man from nantucket

whos dick was so long he could suck it

he said with a grin while he wiped off his chin

if my ear was a pussy id fuck it