Papa Spank

@The_Real_AFC
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It's ya boy Papa Spank aka The_Real_AFC. I'm gonna toot all over this place! My parents STAY dead. ☝️ he/him
I guess I should get the fuck off this instance. I miss some of the people over here! I hope shit has settled down again

*LEFT MASTODON ASSEMBLE!*

My friend lives with his aunt, and they are both disabled. They recently had their car totalled. They need reliable transportation and insurance is being a bitch, as usual. Please help them out if you are able to!

CASH APP: $altefffour

bless @The_Real_AFC for teaching me slap-nuts, cant wait to use it on grandma at christmas dinner 😌💕
*logs on after a period of absence* hey guys what's up? what's the latest meme/topic of discussion? :-D
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he was called jon arbuckle in the final version of the comic as a coy way to avoid the censors, but the unambiguous implication was always to underscore how much that dude -- arFuckle -- fucked
WHO WANTS A HIGH-FIVE?! IS IT YOU?! YESSSSSS! YES IT IS! HIGH-FIVE ON DOING A GOOD JOB OUT THERE TODAY, BAT-HOUND! 😃 WOOOOOO!!!
when you and your friend ride different aesthetic waves but still love and support one another
John McCain voted to make it illegal to remove your socks during sex. it wasn't enough that his poor old wife suffer lovemaking with a man totally nude except for his feet. oh, no! he wanted the REST of this country to suffer, as well. how's THAT for, your "American hero"?! smdh
@The_Real_AFC I'm only guessing here but I assume that you need photos of Bluto staring at Popeye's gigantic ass
The complete collection😹💕