Nooner💀🌽

@nooner
255 Followers
238 Following
155 Posts
hi im nooner an A+ poster and a cornboi. #Skullmund 4 (after)lyfe. Chaotic Neutral
nooner rulezhe is smart and funny and #1 sex haver
hey @wilw SUCK MY DAMN COCK YOU FUCKMAN
how come no one ever talks about that dude from nantucket anymore?
i got a boner

Y’all: As I’ve grown older, my humor has also matured. I don’t find simplistic punchlines ‘funny’ as it were, but rather a comedic copout that doesn’t explore all that humorous anecdotes are able to offer! And what is humor but a pr-...

Mastodon: TOOT!

Y’all:

my wife just got new job with big pay raise and the friend just texted me that the company he works for that i interviewed at a few months ago that really wanted me (too bad the dicks at Lionsgate where i would have been physically working didnt) has a new opening and the guy who interviewed me stopped in to tell him he would be getting in touch with me

everythings coming up Nooner (8<

a hot girl in a bikini cn get a million boosts but how many can we get our lord & savior??
the radio station at work has the absolute worst morning show i dont even know why they have one, todays exciting topic is "call in and tell us about a time your check engine light came on" lol
its time to toot
BOOST IF YOU CRY EVEYR TIEM!
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