Ok, I saw someone offer an avatar for $8 and it's been like a week and I'm still upset.
If something takes you an hour, charge $15+. Can you really get a commission from brainstorm to execution to cleanup and adjustment and end up with something you're proud of in less than an hour? I sure can't... and it's *me* they're paying, not some faceless art-generation service, so people can pay me a living wage for my time.
Don't do that. Just don't. Don't pay someone to do that, either. 
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I walked through a lobby full of acquaintances and strangers, and they were all talking about how good naps are.
So just before exiting, I turned around and sang "siesta! forever!" The laugh indicates everyone there remembered the 80s.
Gard was an orc renowned for his vast knowledge.
He knew how much blood a skull contained.
He knew exactly how to break bones not once but twice if necessary.
He deftness with a blade was unparalleled and owned the sharpest set of anyone who knew him.
With the help of his elven husband, who brewed the most powerful sleeping potions and crafted the softest bandages, they were an unbeatable pair of healers and greatly loved by the tribe.
Hello! I'm Mo.
I'm a life-long artist who got burnt out in graphic design school. I'm finding my creative footing again with painting and sculpture, and I'm always looking for inspiration.
I am also a clown in training! I work and learn with @RussSharek in the classical art of European silliness. Along the way I've picked up juggling and ukulele. I'm looking forward to learning to walk on stilts and ride a unicycle this year!
I'm on Mastadon because facebook is the worst. : )
So I'm in the middle of a long drive, waiting on a gas pump and shimmying my knees to wake up my misbehaving hip, and my brain sings
"shake your moneymaker like somebody's bout to pay ya"
Ok. Back to Memphis radio then.
Knitted jumper that acts as a FM radio transmitter; inspired by protests in Turkey:
pamela 
MCSF
Teryl's Tales of Whim~
Melissa "Mo" Archer
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