Mastodawn

Logan Five (aka John)

@loganfive@home.social

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I’m just a boy, standing in front of an app, asking strangers to love him.  

I’m a #Liberal with hope and I come with a #HintofLime. 

Previously @uncomfyhug on Twitter

Her: You’re so possessive.

Apostrophe: Only sometimes, Brenda.

thinking of getting a medicalert bracelet that simply states: AVENGE ME

Paramount+ Executive: We need music that says action, excitement adventure!

Marketing Team: We’ve got the perfect answer!
Tom. Petty.

b o i n g #comics

I accidentally sat in a bean bag chair and I live there now.

Blind Date: So, do you like music?
Me: Uck, no. I’m into static. Sirens. The sound of bees. Well, before it became cool.

All your base are belong to us.*
*Certain conditions apply. Offer good for those with approved credit.

therapist: this isn’t going to work if you don't open up and talk to me

mime:

Sunday JoWordle

A timed word puzzle with an opt-in weekly ranking competition and free archive

Just finished chasing the mailman. I can totally get why dogs do that.