@CrustaceanSingles

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I make comics & some jokes I'm too lazy to turn into comics.
My immune system has been eating my brain since 2004, so that's fun.
terrible website (but full archives)https://www.CrustaceanSingles.com
linktreehttps://linktr.ee/crustaceansingles
ko-fihttps://ko-fi.com/crustaceansingles
the human who makes the comicsAndrew (he/they)
CrustaceanSingles3d ago
Poe stock air go proctor hawk
CrustaceanSinglesMar 14
can't believe my whole life nobody told me about David Byrne. what the hell, guys. I should have been listening to this for decades already
CrustaceanSinglesFeb 27
The Child is doing SOV word order, as a bit
CrustaceanSinglesFeb 17
"But Pagliacci, I *am* a doctor!"
Show threadCrustaceanSinglesFeb 4
Teach The Child about boustrophedon?
yes of course
92.3%
wait a year
7.7%
Poll ended at .
CrustaceanSinglesFeb 4
The Child, not yet five, describes the range between A and W as "above A and below W". This kid has abundant experience with books and text going top to bottom. This kid can read hundreds of words. Does not care about your arbitrary conventions.
CrustaceanSinglesJan 20
hello fellow tetrapods
CrustaceanSinglesJan 19
No Minds, No Matters
CrustaceanSinglesJan 5
Every time I remember it I take a tiny bit more psychic damage from it
CrustaceanSinglesJan 4
The Child, age four, has designed a biblically accurate pizza