OK, I joined Mastodon, Hive, Mammoth, Swarm, Toilet Bowl, Void, Eldritch Cucumber, Flibbertigibbet, Tally-ho, Razzmatazz, the Other Void, Giant Brain, Giant Brian, Egg, the Lost City of Atlantis, the Found City of Atlantis, Cookie Jar, Dimension Number 8364883, Eldritch Pickle...
Ways to help a writer: -buy their book -review their book -read their book backwards and summon a bookworm demon -gift them a magic pen -throw a 1000th birthday party for their cosmic muse -make a giant papier-mâché capybara out of copies of their book and bring it to life