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It’s the weekend, baby, and you know what that means: Watching shows politely in our homes

*my eyes open wide, a glass slips from my hand and shatters on the floor*

What if Jolene was Death?

OK, I joined Mastodon, Hive, Mammoth, Swarm, Toilet Bowl, Void, Eldritch Cucumber, Flibbertigibbet, Tally-ho, Razzmatazz, the Other Void, Giant Brain, Giant Brian, Egg, the Lost City of Atlantis, the Found City of Atlantis, Cookie Jar, Dimension Number 8364883, Eldritch Pickle...
Ways to help a writer:
-buy their book
-review their book
-read their book backwards and summon a bookworm demon
-gift them a magic pen
-throw a 1000th birthday party for their cosmic muse
-make a giant papier-mâché capybara out of copies of their book and bring it to life
improving romantic movie scenes with muppets: a necessary thread
Mythology trivia: Poseidon loved hot dogs so much he invented a tool to roast three at a time
Alright I am finally here to compare tusk sizes and exchange information about the herd migration patterns with you all.
Ha ha ha what a good and normal world we live in