facebook: hi. its Facebook! we've turned your conversations --- into Apps!
you: i deleted facebook
facebook: You may have deleted Facebook. But we didn't! And now, using AI, we've turned your conversations, from 2008 to the present day... into Apps!
you: actually i never had a facebook. i was never on facebook
facebook: Sadly, you didn't have a Facebook account. But now, using AI ... you do! And we've turned ALL your memories ... into Apps!


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