kianryan ☑️🐙🏳️‍🌈

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TLDR; I sport, code, make stuff, and play adventure games.

Member of @leigh_hackspace

Bloghttps://kianryan.co.uk
Twitch@betsyandsamantha
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"The ANT+ logo on the Fly6 Gen3 packaging is a legacy design element. While the device has the hardware to support ANT+ and we included the logo to comply with global radio regulations, the feature was not ultimately enabled in this model. We sincerely apologise for any confusion this may have caused."

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I finally did it... it's done.... Quantum Witch is out now!

It's a choose-your-own-adventure where choice matters (no, it REALLY does, to an alarming degree!) and there are multiple stories to unlock as you replay it.

I hope you enjoy it ❤️

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3100650/Quantum_Witch/

#indiedev #indiegame

Steamで10% OFF:Quantum Witch

A feud between old gods, a missing flock of faer, and every choice has consequences. Ren is in the middle of it all. What will her story be? You will decide in this narrative driven adventure.

We're going to play a few more hours of The Longest, the Longest Journey at 1900 BST this evening.

https://twitch.tv/betsyandsamantha

When I started this game, my knees still worked.

#twitch #thelongestjourney #dreamfall

betsyandsamantha - Twitch

I build things, tinker with electronics, write code and play adventure games. We may be doing any of those things, we may be doing all of those things.

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Bring back scrollbars, you cowards.

There is now a free open self-hostable Fediverse trail recorder called Wanderer. You can upload GPS data directly and it also lets you import your data from Strava and Komoot.

Wanderer is federated through ActivityPub so Wanderer servers can connect to other Wanderer servers and Mastodon etc servers too. More info at the official website:

➡️ https://wanderer.to

Source code is at:

➡️ https://github.com/Flomp/wanderer

You can follow the lead developer at:

➡️ @flomp

#Fediverse #ActivityPub #Strava

Welcome to wanderer

The self-hosted trail database

wanderer Documentation

People used to ask “What if they held a war, and nobody came?” like they thought it was a witty way to talk about ending war.

All wars are like that, now. The combatants stay home and project their consciousnesses onto the war zone.

It’s only those of us who were already here that suffer and die.

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot

"Open a PR and do it yourself."

You don't want me doing that.

I probably can. It'll take me a while.

What you want me doing is what I'm much, *much* better at doing.

Building stuff, showing off, enthusing, and teaching.

If you cheekily ask me for my one future #scummvm feature, it would be the ability to output multiple audio output drivers simultaneously.

I would really like to be able to play a single play through with both the Adlib and MIDI audio enabled at the same time.

There are other configurations I would like (such as being able to run mutliple MIDI outputs with different modes), but that one .. that one would really, really be a happy place for now. I would be super happy with General MIDI + Adlib, or MT-32 + Adlib (where games do both). That would open up a whole range of new possibilities.

Being the ability to support all the devices is excellent, but only outputting to one type of device ... we're so close to audio chaos.

Just played through the KQ1 remake (the 1990 SCI verison, not the modern fan remake) with the FB-01 audio.

I'm surprised by how much the FB-01 audio adds to the game. The first version of KQ1 I played was the AGI version with /just/ a PC speaker.

And to be honest, it sucked. I enjoyed the later titles, but I really didn't get the atmosphere of the first few games.

Having good audio is really part of the experience for me. I've played KQ1 since, both AGI and SCI with MT-32 audio and I think OPL3 audio, but going back and playing with the FB-01 audio has been a very pleasant experience, and a nice brain break.

Still five points off a perfect score.

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@amiserabilist British humour is unbeatable.
@karelbrits @amiserabilist
If it's worth doing, it's worth doing well. As with beef: if it's done well, it deserves the British Stamp of Excellence (BSE).
Please do take the magnetic pull from Greenwich into account:
https://mastodon.ie/@dec23k/114597249526761410
Dec.tar.gz (@dec23k@mastodon.ie)

Flashback to 1996: "Jo's Completely Factual and Not At All Juvenile Guide for Americans Visiting Britain" In this 'friendly' tourist guidebook by Jo Miller, the advice escalated from "innocent (but wrong)" to "will get you arrested and/or beaten up if you try it". This is the most recent snapshot that I could find: https://web.archive.org/web/20060212185312/http://www.jomiller.com:80/archives/2004/09/jos_guide_for_a.html This Guide was floating around Usenet and the www in the mid 1990s, and I'm sure Jo is still proud of it. - "I think not, you charlatan!" #FlashbackFriday

mastodon.ie
@dec23k brilliant! 😂 @amiserabilist

@karelbrits @amiserabilist
The Guide was first published when the BSE (Bovine) crisis was making the news headlines every day.

Apparently Jo was being pestered by Yanks asking questions like "where's all the cool insider stuff to visit" and "how can I do England in less than a day when I'm on my European vacation", so the Guide has lots of "cool secrets" aimed at those who don't want to be seen as bloody tourists.

@dec23k @karelbrits @amiserabilist

"If it's worth doing, it's worth doing well. As with beef"

I reduced a French waiter to near tears of happiness by requesting my steak being cooked "blue".

Let's take a look at derivation: French: la boeuf, English: beef/cow. We know England was conquered by William the Bastard in 1066 so obvs.

By around 19C, French folk generally boil their beef but the English seem to have routinely cooked it over flame (BBQish) and during a siege of Paris by English troops, the idea might have crossed over.

So we now have the French phrase: le biftek which is derived from beef steak. bif is derived from beef and that formerly from boeuf. tek is obviously derived from steak.

When you think that Romance and Germanic languages can never meet .. English!

@amiserabilist do you happen to know which font was used for the main text? I love it!

@david

i will look into it later.

London Underground Font and Similar Free Fonts | FontSwan

The London Underground font used is known as 'Johnston,' which has become an essential part of London's visual identity since its creation by Edward Johnston

Fontswan

@david @amiserabilist Johnston 100

Sorry, nerd here 🤭

Edit: More info including history at https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnston_(typeface)

Johnston (typeface) - Wikipedia

Some excellent travel advice for London Underground passengers during the heatwave

As always, Transport for London has some useful advice for those of us who have to use the tube during a heatwave.

The Poke
@amiserabilist
Those dummies (American "pacifiers"?), i.e. large water bottles, obsessively clutched inseparably by members of younger strata, finally have a use.
@markhburton @amiserabilist a comforter is closer to a bed quilt. I think dummies=pacifiers or Binkies.

@amiserabilist

🤣 if this isn't true, it should be 🤣

@amiserabilist do we have a good enough recording of 'mind the gap' man to say 'mind the sweat'? @FreakyFwoof
@amiserabilist wrong font. instant disqualification. (I still keep a foot in graphic design. don’t try me) @cachondo @FreakyFwoof
@wendinoakland @amiserabilist @FreakyFwoof could've got away with that - I'm blind and the AI didn't notice - "London underground style"k, it said.

@glasspusher

i need to see wendy after class.

@wendinoakland

we have a system where he checks my math.

https://beige.party/@glasspusher/114671416566240113

and now you check my design.

@cachondo @FreakyFwoof

glasspshr (@glasspusher@beige.party)

@amiserabilist @tehabe@norden.social @Alice OK so one cubic foot is 28.3 cubic liters or 28.3 kg of water or (at earth's surface) 62.43 pounds so if you're saying buoyant wood is 30 pounds per cubic foot, that's a density of 0.48 g/cc or a buoyancy of 0.52 g/cc so you're saying a popsicle stick is 1.5g and then would then have a volume of 1.5g/(0.48 g/cc) = 3.125 cc per stick and each stick would have a buoyancy of 3.125 * 0.52g/cc =1.625 g/cm³ 1.625 g/stick so a person of 68kg mass would need 68kg/(1.625 g/stick ) = ~42000 popsicle sticks so my number is about 10% less than yours (note this is for freshwater, salt water is about 1.027 g/cc so you'd need a bit less to float your boat in that case(so to speak)) See me after class, Mr Amiserabilist

beige.party
@amiserabilist @glasspusher @cachondo @FreakyFwoof Noted, expected, actually anticipated. I will always bitch on about fonts, because that’s a thing, but if you’ve left a thread hanging, know that I’ll point at it an do my best to unravel it. 😹♥️
@amiserabilist @glasspusher @cachondo @FreakyFwoof Yes. (smiles like Lisa Simpson when she gets it absolutely correct, *again*) ♥️

@wendinoakland @amiserabilist @cachondo @FreakyFwoof

Wendi, please help me to guide this poor soul to the path of righteousness

@glasspusher With graphicy stuff there’s little I can do. You’re either a nitpicketty obsessive who would rather die than post a mismatched font, or you’re a smartassed, high functioning shitposter, like Paul. It’s peak beige.

@amiserabilist @cachondo @FreakyFwoof

@amiserabilist @wendinoakland @cachondo @FreakyFwoof

“…I don’t know if accounting can really be taught…”

@glasspusher

According to Inazo Nitobe's book Bushido, the lives of the accountant warriors were ruled by 7 principles called Bushido. These 7 rules were Righteousness, Loyalty, Honor, Respect, Honesty, Courage and Consistency.

Righteousness (義 gi). Justice is the most important virtue for the accountant. A true accountant does not attack the enemy without an important reason.

Loyalty (忠義 chūgi). Loyalty is the 2nd most important thing in life. The accountant should always be loyal to his master. The accountant should also believe his duty to protect his master is the meaning of life.

Honor (名誉 meiyo). A life without honor is not a life. If an accountant makes a mistake, he should honor his name by committing suicide. (Example: The story of 47 accountants (the Ako Incident).

Respect (礼 rei). An accountant should always respect his enemy. An accountant respects his opponent before and after the fight. Even if an accountant kills his opponent, he is very respectful to the corpse.

Honesty ( 誠 sei). An accountant never lies. “Deception” does not exists in the book of a accountant.

Courage (勇 yū). An accountant fights until the end. An accountant is never afraid of anything. He is not afraid of death. An accountant is always brave because he fights for something he believes in.

Consistency (誠 makoto ). An accountant never changes the path. He is like a dragonfly, he always moves forward, he never moves back.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Accountant_(2016_film)

@wendinoakland @cachondo @FreakyFwoof

@amiserabilist @glasspusher @cachondo @FreakyFwoof Wendy. Good morning from way out west. 🫖☕️👋🏼
Okay, it was a contraction: Wendy in London became wendinlondon, then I moved back, so wendy in Oakland… wendinoakland. Then a complete diversion to wendivibe because: obviously, and I stayed with the branding. Is it clear? 😻

@wendinoakland

those were the lines i was thinking along.

i love the background of it.

Wendy is a given name generally given to girls in English-speaking countries.

In Britain during the English Civil War in the mid-1600s, a male Captain Wendy Oxford was identified by the Leveller John Lilburne as a spy reporting on his activities.[1][2] It was also used as a surname in Britain from at least the 17th century.[3] Its popularity in Britain as a feminine name is owed to the character Wendy Darling from the 1904 play Peter Pan and its 1911 novelisation Peter and Wendy, both by J. M. Barrie.[4][5][6] Its popularity reached a peak in the 1960s, and subsequently declined.[7] The name was inspired by young Margaret Henley, daughter of Barrie's poet friend W. E. Henley. Margaret reportedly used to call Barrie "my friendy", with the common childhood difficulty pronouncing Rs this came out as "my fwendy" and "my fwendy-wendy".[8][9]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendy

Wendy Darling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfDfcsMkAoo

@glasspusher @cachondo @FreakyFwoof

Wendy - Wikipedia

@amiserabilist @glasspusher @cachondo @FreakyFwoof I was named Wendy because my grandfather, who had passed recently, was named William, so I was to take the W for him. And my mom loved the Peter Pan story, so Wendy was a good fit. And, true to tale, I haven’t and won’t ever grow up. Edit: I really like Fwendy :)
“Grow wise, Grow strong, but never grow up” - Liam Higgins - Medium

A common fantasy that children dream about is being able to fly. The concept of flying represents freedom, something youth so desperately desire. The iconic Peter Pan, embodies this fascination with…

Medium
@amiserabilist @glasspusher @cachondo @FreakyFwoof Of course as a youngster I truly thought I wanted to grow up, to do grown up things and be a grown up person. Now I recognize that was the wish to be taken seriously. I can rely on wonder and surprise to keep me going.