@amiserabilist do we have a good enough recording of 'mind the gap' man to say 'mind the sweat'? @FreakyFwoof
@amiserabilist wrong font. instant disqualification. (I still keep a foot in graphic design. don’t try me) @cachondo @FreakyFwoof

@glasspusher

i need to see wendy after class.

@wendinoakland

we have a system where he checks my math.

https://beige.party/@glasspusher/114671416566240113

and now you check my design.

@cachondo @FreakyFwoof

glasspshr (@glasspusher@beige.party)

@amiserabilist @tehabe@norden.social @Alice OK so one cubic foot is 28.3 cubic liters or 28.3 kg of water or (at earth's surface) 62.43 pounds so if you're saying buoyant wood is 30 pounds per cubic foot, that's a density of 0.48 g/cc or a buoyancy of 0.52 g/cc so you're saying a popsicle stick is 1.5g and then would then have a volume of 1.5g/(0.48 g/cc) = 3.125 cc per stick and each stick would have a buoyancy of 3.125 * 0.52g/cc =1.625 g/cm³ 1.625 g/stick so a person of 68kg mass would need 68kg/(1.625 g/stick ) = ~42000 popsicle sticks so my number is about 10% less than yours (note this is for freshwater, salt water is about 1.027 g/cc so you'd need a bit less to float your boat in that case(so to speak)) See me after class, Mr Amiserabilist

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@amiserabilist @glasspusher @cachondo @FreakyFwoof Noted, expected, actually anticipated. I will always bitch on about fonts, because that’s a thing, but if you’ve left a thread hanging, know that I’ll point at it an do my best to unravel it. 😹♥️
@amiserabilist @glasspusher @cachondo @FreakyFwoof Yes. (smiles like Lisa Simpson when she gets it absolutely correct, *again*) ♥️

@wendinoakland @amiserabilist @cachondo @FreakyFwoof

Wendi, please help me to guide this poor soul to the path of righteousness

@glasspusher With graphicy stuff there’s little I can do. You’re either a nitpicketty obsessive who would rather die than post a mismatched font, or you’re a smartassed, high functioning shitposter, like Paul. It’s peak beige.

@amiserabilist @cachondo @FreakyFwoof

@amiserabilist @wendinoakland @cachondo @FreakyFwoof

“…I don’t know if accounting can really be taught…”

@glasspusher

According to Inazo Nitobe's book Bushido, the lives of the accountant warriors were ruled by 7 principles called Bushido. These 7 rules were Righteousness, Loyalty, Honor, Respect, Honesty, Courage and Consistency.

Righteousness (義 gi). Justice is the most important virtue for the accountant. A true accountant does not attack the enemy without an important reason.

Loyalty (忠義 chūgi). Loyalty is the 2nd most important thing in life. The accountant should always be loyal to his master. The accountant should also believe his duty to protect his master is the meaning of life.

Honor (名誉 meiyo). A life without honor is not a life. If an accountant makes a mistake, he should honor his name by committing suicide. (Example: The story of 47 accountants (the Ako Incident).

Respect (礼 rei). An accountant should always respect his enemy. An accountant respects his opponent before and after the fight. Even if an accountant kills his opponent, he is very respectful to the corpse.

Honesty ( 誠 sei). An accountant never lies. “Deception” does not exists in the book of a accountant.

Courage (勇 yū). An accountant fights until the end. An accountant is never afraid of anything. He is not afraid of death. An accountant is always brave because he fights for something he believes in.

Consistency (誠 makoto ). An accountant never changes the path. He is like a dragonfly, he always moves forward, he never moves back.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Accountant_(2016_film)

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