josh dobbin

@joshdobbin
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Hello! I am Josh Dobbin, a human noun engaged in the verb of being.

I currently travel ninety miles per second around the sun, one hundred and thirty six miles per second around the galaxy, and one hundred and eighty five miles per second within the local cluster of known galaxies. I accomplish these spectacular feats of velocity all while standing perfectly still.

josh dobbinDec 20, 2022
Roxi Horror 💀🌸Dec 11, 2022
Drink water. Eat vegetables. Be nice to animals. Exercise regularly. Explore nature. Find a small door under a tree. Open it. Take a look inside. Get pepper sprayed by a tiny elf. Learn a valuable lesson about knocking first.
josh dobbinDec 17, 2022
Sparky SantosDec 16, 2022
@Hawkworld
josh dobbinDec 15, 2022
SirEviscerate Dec 15, 2022

Me: I want you to throw this entire pitcher of water at my face while I'm asleep tonight. But, like, slowly.

Humidifier: Okay.

josh dobbinDec 14, 2022
gotta be groomed respectably to meet with clients today, but have my secret nod to immaturity to make myself feel better.
josh dobbinDec 14, 2022
I feel like "mankind achieves cold fusion" is a story whose importance is being underreported.
This is huge on a level that's hard to quantify. In 20 years, if we don't destroy ourselves and society while the tech becomes scalable, it will be an ENTIRELY different world.
josh dobbinDec 13, 2022
He is more tribble than cat
josh dobbinDec 12, 2022
Used to be a Lancelot jockeying between Guineveres and Elaines, but somehow ended up a Merlin beguiled by a Nimue. sigh.
josh dobbinDec 12, 2022
LOUIS CK, TIME TRAVELER, KILLED BY LEOPARDS DURING JOURNEY ACROSS 11,000 YEARS
josh dobbinDec 12, 2022
It's weird being connected to somebody who very specifically disconnected from you. I don't buy into or believe in psychic anything, for the most part. But oof, sometimes I FEEL stuff from all the way across the country, like a radio signal. Would love to turn it off. Can't find the switch.
josh dobbinDec 12, 2022
Mary GillisDec 11, 2022

I'd say the worst part of being a straight-laced detective is how I can only solve murders if I'm teamed up with a wacky partner whose hilarious outside-the-box thinking perfectly complements my finicky attention to detail.

The second worst part is all the murders.