josh dobbinDec 15, 2022
SirEviscerate 

Me: I want you to throw this entire pitcher of water at my face while I'm asleep tonight. But, like, slowly.

Humidifier: Okay.

Dec 15, 2022 at 1:10pmMastodon for Android
Show threadjosh dobbinDec 15, 2022
@SirEviscerate This is Mitch-Hedberg-level brilliant.
Show threadObsoleteDec 15, 2022
@SirEviscerate I saw your joke and came up with this https://lor.sh/@SNerd/109518522977307214
Stanley Nerdlinger (@[email protected])

I just finished re-engineering my dehumidifier so that it drains into my humidifier. Top that cold fusion scientists!

lor.sh
Show threadSirEviscerate Dec 15, 2022
@SNerd science is beautiful
Show threadCassidy James BlaedeDec 19, 2022

@SirEviscerate me: you see this tub full of GALLONS of water? I want you to leak it all over my house, but like, slowly.

Whole house humidifier: okay

Show threadCassidy James BlaedeDec 19, 2022
@SirEviscerate Seriously though, I want a whole house humidifier but the concept sounds so sketch!
Show threadMan aging with madnessDec 20, 2022
@cassidyjames @SirEviscerate That's an absolute must-have wherever one has real winter.