@roxiqt that was pepper spray? Huh. Not what the elf claimed.

@roxiqt 🤗😂

@roxiqt Thanks for the warning! (Belongs to elves at the back of our local park!)

@roxiqt lol!

@roxiqt I was with you until you said “eat vegetables”.
Nah! 😁

@roxiqt at home most of the doors under the trees are empty. My cat took care of the elves.

@roxiqt yes, always knock first. The wee folk strongly believe in manners. Also. Be sure to bless those who sneeze. 😉

@roxiqt I have an aversion to most vegetables.

@roxiqt this is the content I signed up for.

@roxiqt @smitty they're getting so inventive about how to get you to ingest fae food. Pepper in a spray. Hope you didn't inhale or swallow.

@roxiqt I'm in apart from the eat vegetables bit.

@roxiqt them Keebler elves want want to keep their secrets

@roxiqt rinse your eyes with the gallon jug of milk which you were carrying for (at the time) unclear reasons. blink rapidly and feel your racing heart fall back towards its natural rhythm as your vision slowly regains clarity. ah, there it is, the thing you'd not noticed: a tiny "DONT TREAD ON ME" flag, hoisted on the delicate spine of a blade of tall grass. lesson learned: private property is sacrosanct.

Choose life ;-)

@roxiqt Drink water. Eat vegetal. Be animal. Rexercise eggally. Implore nature.

@roxiqt 😂 👍

@roxiqt important lessons. Noted 💃👌

@roxiqt Fitter. Happier. More productive.

@roxiqt , delightful !

@roxiqt are you sharing lessons learned? 😀 Is it true elfs are green then? asking for a friend!

@roxiqt It's always polite to knock.

@roxiqt haha needed that this morning.

@roxiqt choose life….

@roxiqt can I be nice to animals on my plate with A-1 sauce?

@roxiqt I come from the town of Elves in Iceland, Hafnarfjörður.

@roxiqt this is the 12 rules for life

@roxiqt Love this!!!

@roxiqt This is not how I expected "Drink water. Eat vegetables." to end.

@roxiqt I was gonna say. "Have good sex," but somehow being sprayed by a tiny elf is better. Some. How.