josh dobbin

@joshdobbin
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Hello! I am Josh Dobbin, a human noun engaged in the verb of being.

I currently travel ninety miles per second around the sun, one hundred and thirty six miles per second around the galaxy, and one hundred and eighty five miles per second within the local cluster of known galaxies. I accomplish these spectacular feats of velocity all while standing perfectly still.

gotta be groomed respectably to meet with clients today, but have my secret nod to immaturity to make myself feel better.
He is more tribble than cat
LOUIS CK, TIME TRAVELER, KILLED BY LEOPARDS DURING JOURNEY ACROSS 11,000 YEARS
trying to recreate my AI bullshit portraits
Spot-read this as MARSHMALLOW DIES, and thought that was a dark direction for the Little Debbie snack cake concern
What an absolutely chilling and freaky way to frame an ARCHIE story. With an ominous talking owl who breaks the 4th wall, EC Comics Cryptkeeper/Old Witch style? What's great too is that the owl in no way is in the story, or continues to narrate.
ohmigod this kid
Thank you so much. My childhood AND my children's were informed by your kindness and joy. What a run.
My mom's birthday today. I'm lucky; I got a really good mom.